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  • Headshots for America Act of 1645
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  • The Headshots for America act was first requested in the fall of 1644 as more and more zombies began illegally crossing the boarders of heaven and hell back onto earth. At first the zombies appeared to want nothing more than to recommunicate with their loved ones, however, several renegade crossovers had a different taste, a taste for brains. In less than a few weeks zombie friends became zombie enemies who quickly turned many towns into abandoned wastelands as they changed the living into zombie hybrids. Fueled by rage, and vegetable oil, the zombies began attacking major cities, schools and frequented old folks homes. The government had had enough.
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  • The Headshots for America act was first requested in the fall of 1644 as more and more zombies began illegally crossing the boarders of heaven and hell back onto earth. At first the zombies appeared to want nothing more than to recommunicate with their loved ones, however, several renegade crossovers had a different taste, a taste for brains. In less than a few weeks zombie friends became zombie enemies who quickly turned many towns into abandoned wastelands as they changed the living into zombie hybrids. Fueled by rage, and vegetable oil, the zombies began attacking major cities, schools and frequented old folks homes. The government had had enough.