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  • Keith (name)
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  • Keith is taken from the Scottish surname, meaning "wood, forest", and that in itself makes it scary, as anything can happen to you in a forest, but it also has some older origins, even then considering it scary, as shown by ancient Egyptian portraits showing a half-man, half-goat (Akin to Satan), with the inscription ±ą×ײẄửﻕ (Behold Keithus; Evil), dating back to 100 BC. In recent times, the name Keith has been portrayed as a "Nerdy" name of sorts, but those suggesting so sadly perished in the Great Keith Riot of 1996. Many conspiracy theorists, such as David Icke, have suggested that Cheggers himself was involved in the infamous attack, in which many homes and vehicles of Anti-Keithists/Neilists (protest against the similarly scary name, Neil) were destroyed.
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  • Keith is taken from the Scottish surname, meaning "wood, forest", and that in itself makes it scary, as anything can happen to you in a forest, but it also has some older origins, even then considering it scary, as shown by ancient Egyptian portraits showing a half-man, half-goat (Akin to Satan), with the inscription ±ą×ײẄửﻕ (Behold Keithus; Evil), dating back to 100 BC. In recent times, the name Keith has been portrayed as a "Nerdy" name of sorts, but those suggesting so sadly perished in the Great Keith Riot of 1996. Many conspiracy theorists, such as David Icke, have suggested that Cheggers himself was involved in the infamous attack, in which many homes and vehicles of Anti-Keithists/Neilists (protest against the similarly scary name, Neil) were destroyed.