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  • Dinoflagellate
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  • The first dinoflagellates were the Coelophysis. According to fossil evidence, these early dinosaurs attacked and ate each other in hard times to strengthen the pack. During one drought, hundreds of Coelophysis gathered around a dwindling watering hole to engage in The Strengthening: an event where everyone present must scratch, bite, and trample every other individual in the same place. They were the only dinoflagellates that existed during the Triassic Period.
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  • The first dinoflagellates were the Coelophysis. According to fossil evidence, these early dinosaurs attacked and ate each other in hard times to strengthen the pack. During one drought, hundreds of Coelophysis gathered around a dwindling watering hole to engage in The Strengthening: an event where everyone present must scratch, bite, and trample every other individual in the same place. They were the only dinoflagellates that existed during the Triassic Period. During the Jurassic Period, this behavior passed on to other species of dinosaurs. Soon, dinosaurs began biting and even eating outright other species of dinosaurs in an attempt to satiate their lust for a tougher physique. One such group of later dinoflagellates was the Triceratops. Scientists deduced from the markings on their fossilized horns that these dinosaurs frequently locked horns with each other as well as the Stegasaurus during droughts and mating season to improve their reproductive health as well as attract mates. This behavior has been observed in every species of dinosaur that had spikes and/or armor plated skin that existed during the Cretaceous Period. By the time the meteor arrived, every dinosaur alive was a dinoflagellate.