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  • Emperor of Mankind
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  • The Emperor was born during the 8th Millenium BC, back when the three gods of Chaos (Slaanesh had not yet been born) hadn't reached their full power, in ancient central Anatolia (modern-day Turkey). He was created by the shamans of ancient Earth to keep them alive, as they were being devoured by daemons instead of reincarnating when they died and without them humanity would turn to Chaos. As each shaman died, their soul entered the Warp, until so many had overwhelmed the hungry daemons and created the future Emperor's soul. A year later, a family of Anatolian farmers had a child who possessed this soul. The collective souls of the shamans had granted the Emperor immortality and powerful psychic abilities, or magic as it was known at the time. He used these powers, under different names fro
  • The Emperor of Mankind is a central figure in Warhammer 40,000 — basically, a deified Conan the Barbarian if he was magic and sitting on a golden toilet to say alive. The God Emperor of Mankind also known big emps, DA EMPRA, big E, The Empanator, The Fresh Prince of Humanity, Space Jesus or The Manly Man Emperor of Mankind as he likes to be called. Or The Anathema, The Carrion Lord, The False Emperor, The Corpse Emperor, the Twat with the chair or the false emperor if you are a descusting, murduras, mindfucker rapist, is the leader and religious figure head (most likely to his dismay) of the Empire of Mankind. He once ran around the galaxy helping humanity when it was fucked over by a bunch of murder-fucking-god-making-bullshit known as the age of strife. He had some son issues and ended u
  • Though He is no longer responsive to external stimuli, the Emperor still lies at the very heart of the Imperium's continued existence. Although He cannot be directly involved in the day-to-day running of humanity's galactic government, His existence on the Golden Throne is vital to sustaining the Imperium, since His powerful mind's presence in the Immaterium maintains and directs the Astronomican, the psychic beacon that makes possible faster-than-light Warp travel and is vital to Imperial shipping, transportation, commerce and communication. He is said to still guide His race through the psychically-reactive divination tool known as the Emperor's Tarot, which select psykers can consult to gain a glimpse of the future and the Emperor's will. He is also said to constantly battle the Chaos G
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  • 48000
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Name
  • Emperor of Mankind
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  • The Emperor was born during the 8th Millenium BC, back when the three gods of Chaos (Slaanesh had not yet been born) hadn't reached their full power, in ancient central Anatolia (modern-day Turkey). He was created by the shamans of ancient Earth to keep them alive, as they were being devoured by daemons instead of reincarnating when they died and without them humanity would turn to Chaos. As each shaman died, their soul entered the Warp, until so many had overwhelmed the hungry daemons and created the future Emperor's soul. A year later, a family of Anatolian farmers had a child who possessed this soul. The collective souls of the shamans had granted the Emperor immortality and powerful psychic abilities, or magic as it was known at the time. He used these powers, under different names from human myth and history, to lead humanity to greatness and to protect it from the warp. Most of his history is unknown before the 30th Millenium AD, whereupon he became the Emperor and led humanity, first in the Unification Wars of Terra and then on the Great Crusade, where he set out to conquer the galaxy for humanity. He stopped fighting during the 35th Millenium, before the Horus Heresy, where he named his son Horus Lupercal the warmaster, leader of humanity's armies for the rest of the Great Crusade. His other 17 sons each had their own thoughts about Horus' new title, but ultimately followed his command. During the 36th Millenium, his son Horus would be corrupted and he would return to the battlefield, only to be mortally wounded by Horus after witnessing the death of his other son and Horus' brother Sanguinius. He won the battle in the end, but would be forced to spend the remainder of his life on the Golden Throne, where he'd slowly decay into nothing more than the seated corpse at the top of this page.
  • The Emperor of Mankind is a central figure in Warhammer 40,000 — basically, a deified Conan the Barbarian if he was magic and sitting on a golden toilet to say alive. The God Emperor of Mankind also known big emps, DA EMPRA, big E, The Empanator, The Fresh Prince of Humanity, Space Jesus or The Manly Man Emperor of Mankind as he likes to be called. Or The Anathema, The Carrion Lord, The False Emperor, The Corpse Emperor, the Twat with the chair or the false emperor if you are a descusting, murduras, mindfucker rapist, is the leader and religious figure head (most likely to his dismay) of the Empire of Mankind. He once ran around the galaxy helping humanity when it was fucked over by a bunch of murder-fucking-god-making-bullshit known as the age of strife. He had some son issues and ended up sitting on a magic toilet the golden throne inside the himalayas (HIS AWESOME HIDDEN NOT HIDDEN AT ALL MOUNTAIN LAIR)
  • Though He is no longer responsive to external stimuli, the Emperor still lies at the very heart of the Imperium's continued existence. Although He cannot be directly involved in the day-to-day running of humanity's galactic government, His existence on the Golden Throne is vital to sustaining the Imperium, since His powerful mind's presence in the Immaterium maintains and directs the Astronomican, the psychic beacon that makes possible faster-than-light Warp travel and is vital to Imperial shipping, transportation, commerce and communication. He is said to still guide His race through the psychically-reactive divination tool known as the Emperor's Tarot, which select psykers can consult to gain a glimpse of the future and the Emperor's will. He is also said to constantly battle the Chaos Gods in the Warp and prevent their further intrusion upon the material universe. His mind must remain vigilant at all times throughout the entire Imperium to safeguard the human race and to offer His protection to the faithful. Above all else, it is Mankind's collective belief in the Emperor's divinity that serves as its greatest protection from Chaos and the other hideous dangers that plague the galaxy. As the Imperial Creed has taught for over 10,000 standard years, the Emperor protects...
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