| abstract | - Jewish jokes are possibly the funniest jokes known to man... Well ok, almost the funniest... Look when I said "funny" I didn't mean you have become the wiseguy, it depends on your sense of humour, you do have a sense of humour, huh? Wiseguy! Jewish jokes are easy to distinguish from "Anti-jewish jokes" which are funny only if you're wearing a white cloak and a strange looking pointy white hat over your head. A typical Anti-jewish joke goes like this: "Jewish jokes are also the only jokes that cannot hurt people's feelings. This is because Jews aren't people." If a Jewish joke comes into contact with and Anti-jewish joke, both will self-annihilate with release of large amounts of energy and showers of protons, anti-electrons, neutrinos and penguins. “God is going to hunt you down and kill you.” ~ Nazi on Whoever wrote this article “Not even one of my quotes can make this article even remotely funny.” ~ Oscar Wilde on this article
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