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| rdfs:label | - Debbie Does Dallas
- Debbie Does Dallas
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| rdfs:comment | - In 1895, Simon, of Chipmunks fame, wanted to branch out from his own TV show and into making educational movies for elementary schools, drivers ed classes, and nursing homes that would educate both young and old. His films would help the youth of the United States become a more peaceful and caring nation with his heartwarming and subtle approach to movie making. Then he reached puberty and decided to direct porno.
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| Starring | - Burt Reynolds
- Clint Eastwood
- Gary Coleman
- Ron Jeremy
- Big Bird
- Amanda Huggenkis
- Anita Cox
- Aye McHunt
- Bambi Woods
- Barney The Dinosaur
- Buddy Epson
- Butter Shotit Onna Beli
- Dixie Normas
- Eileen Doverman
- Emma Roids
- Heywood Jabloeme
- Hoof Hearted
- Isle Beef Hooked
- Ivana Kutchakockoff
- Jack Cough
- Jenny Taylor
- Kelly smunt
- Mary Janyne Toker
- Micheal Hunt
- Mickey Rooney
- Mika Litterous
- Mr Bush
- Mrs Doubtfire
- Rob Lowe
- Sue Ridge
- Wayne Kerr
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| movie language | - Australia
- English
- American
- Canadian
- Welsh
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| Writer | - Children's Television Workshop
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| abstract | - In 1895, Simon, of Chipmunks fame, wanted to branch out from his own TV show and into making educational movies for elementary schools, drivers ed classes, and nursing homes that would educate both young and old. His films would help the youth of the United States become a more peaceful and caring nation with his heartwarming and subtle approach to movie making. Then he reached puberty and decided to direct porno. Simon would be the pioneer of what is known today as the pornography business, by being the first person to actually make a movie with naked people engaging in sexual activities disguised as a movie with a plot. (It was only in later years that the idea of combining plot with pornography was recognized as a waste of fucking time). Simon wrote a script for the idea he had in mind: originally it was going to be called "A Slut and Her Friends Fuck the Neighborhood For a Stupid Cause," but later had to be changed to "Debbie Does Dallas" due to Mr. Rodgers (Neighborhood) already owning the film rights to the original title. Simon's original script detailed every aspect of the movie. His ingenious in-depth scenes included the classics, scene one: "Debbie Fucks Someone," scene two: "Debbie Fucks Someone Else," and scene three: "Debbie Fucks the Person From the First Scene While the Guy From the Second Scene Watches." Simon's third re-write of the script was considered ahead of its time, and was recognized by the "American Literature Association" in 1903 as a national treasure that would be sealed and preserved forever in Washington D.C; next to the Declaration of Independence. Once the script was finished, Simon brought in trusted associate Pee Wee Herman to be the executive producer. He then called upon long-time fuck-buddy, Foghorn Leghorn, to start casting people for the starring role. Word spread around Hollywood quickly that a new Pee Wee Herman movie was in the works. It wasn't long before there were many well established names in the business willing to sell their mothers to get into the movie.
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