| rdfs:comment | - Andrés Manuel López Obrador, also known as the Macuspana Martir, was born Saddam Fidel Hitler, a self-proclaimed unrecognized grandson of Adolf Hitler and Tamia, was born as a pejelagarto (a rare almost prehistorical fish that looks funny) in the city of Macuspana Tabasco, México. He lived as a pejelagarto almost all his childhood until he morphed into a corrupt political psycho-leader, thanks to the aliens that lost their way in their mission "Rescuing the fallen at Roswell", because a personal request from Goebbels, (who it is known for selling his soul to the devil and lives eternally along with Hitler's intestines).
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| abstract | - Andrés Manuel López Obrador, also known as the Macuspana Martir, was born Saddam Fidel Hitler, a self-proclaimed unrecognized grandson of Adolf Hitler and Tamia, was born as a pejelagarto (a rare almost prehistorical fish that looks funny) in the city of Macuspana Tabasco, México. He lived as a pejelagarto almost all his childhood until he morphed into a corrupt political psycho-leader, thanks to the aliens that lost their way in their mission "Rescuing the fallen at Roswell", because a personal request from Goebbels, (who it is known for selling his soul to the devil and lives eternally along with Hitler's intestines). Saddam Fidel aka Andrés Manuel achieved to be Mexico's City governor by lies, drug selling, prostitution and excessive indebtedness. He was the original creator of the "mata viejitas", (old - lady's killer) by giving a monthly pension to the senior citizens of the city. So after the delinquency in Mexico found out that it is easier to rob and kill an old lady, the "mata viejitas" was born. This monthly pension was given with no prior taxing methods, so he simply asked for some money "borrowed" to the owner of Mexico, Carlos Slim to do so. With the money he said he was going to give to the old people (they were supposed to receive 100 dlls every month and they actually get half of this money),he paid for his campain to become president of Mexico in 2006. He also built the "segundo piso" (second floor over Mexico City's main freeway)a mega construction that serves only to put traffic jam in another "level" and as a tourist attraction for most central Americans illegal immigrants who couldn't afford a coyote to pass them to "el otro lado" (the other side, also known as USA). With this two strategies this alien pejelagarto inflated himself with so much money he claims no to have. According to the Mexican think tank Andrés Manuel López Obrador claims to be friends with .
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