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| rdfs:comment | - It is also widely recognised as a benchmark in how not to run an environmentally / economically or socially aware organisation. Despite having access to an ample tax-fund the company functions shamelessly, adopting an unorthodox yet cost effective means of keeping the nation’s ailing pensioners warm - suspense! It commonly leaves its elderly & 'vulnerable' clientele sit hunched tirelessly next to their telephones and porches for weeks on end in the belief that a thoughless employee might ring with news that one of its thinly spread engineers will attend, ill equipped & in a van brimming with incorrect parts. Warmsure's record for keeping one eager pensioner waiting was 96 days spanning the entire winter period of 2008.
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| abstract | - It is also widely recognised as a benchmark in how not to run an environmentally / economically or socially aware organisation. Despite having access to an ample tax-fund the company functions shamelessly, adopting an unorthodox yet cost effective means of keeping the nation’s ailing pensioners warm - suspense! It commonly leaves its elderly & 'vulnerable' clientele sit hunched tirelessly next to their telephones and porches for weeks on end in the belief that a thoughless employee might ring with news that one of its thinly spread engineers will attend, ill equipped & in a van brimming with incorrect parts. Warmsure's record for keeping one eager pensioner waiting was 96 days spanning the entire winter period of 2008. Perhaps surprisingly, Warmsure is yet to claim the life of any of our hardy, aged country folk, although this is an eventuality that even its ignorance-bloated board of chairmen will be anticipating (and possibly savouring) with each brutal winter that ominously chills the British Isles.
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