| rdfs:comment | - The normal AP U.S. History course should prepare students to think about very specific details in U.S. History, such as how many ladies Christopher Columbus picked up or what kind of sex Bill Clinton had under his bed. The national AP US History exam, however, also includes bigger-picture ideas which require students to have four assets: 1) good critical thinkers, 2) powerful problem solvers, 3) try-hards who think that AP classes are the key and only to Stanford University, and 4) Asian. These bigger picture ideas are tested in multiple choice questions, document-based question essays, and staring contests with college admissions officers.
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| abstract | - The normal AP U.S. History course should prepare students to think about very specific details in U.S. History, such as how many ladies Christopher Columbus picked up or what kind of sex Bill Clinton had under his bed. The national AP US History exam, however, also includes bigger-picture ideas which require students to have four assets: 1) good critical thinkers, 2) powerful problem solvers, 3) try-hards who think that AP classes are the key and only to Stanford University, and 4) Asian. These bigger picture ideas are tested in multiple choice questions, document-based question essays, and staring contests with college admissions officers. In the successful AP U.S. History course, students actually are prepared to take the rigorous, Asian-super-saturated AP exam at the end of the year. Unfortunately, as was already stated and as you already read if you actually paid attention, 3 in 4 AP US History courses fail to teach students the entirety of the curriculum. There is controversy about whether these AP U.S. History courses are actually merited. Here are some 2013 revised AP U.S. History standards, according to www.collegeboard.com : 1. Identify the majority of sex positions and the years they were established. 2. Explain Benjamin Franklin's rod and how it changed the world forever, particularly during copulation. 3. Analyze the causes and effects of George Bush's leadership, not only as a douche bag, but also as a faggot. The College Board has had many lawsuits charged against it for using vulgar language in the standards for the AP U.S. History class; however, the College Board gets fucking loaded from AP exams which cost $86 apiece, so they don't really have to worry about squandering pocket change on stupid Jewish lawsuits.
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