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  • Virgin Islands
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  • The Virgin Islands are a group of islands owned by Nova England at the mouth of the River Caledon. Half of them at one time were owned by a predecessor to Hamlandcalled Caput.
  • The inhabitants of the Virgin Islands are asexual, and therefore are virgins, hence the name. Foreign non-virgins are eaten as punishment for their sins. One group is part of Britain and other group is part of the United States. The British group of islands, known as Mars, is peopled by neo-celibate young single men; and the U.S. group, known as Venus, is peopled by young neo-celibate single women. They are wayward youth exiled there by their morally conservative parents.
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  • The Virgin Islands are a group of islands owned by Nova England at the mouth of the River Caledon. Half of them at one time were owned by a predecessor to Hamlandcalled Caput.
  • The inhabitants of the Virgin Islands are asexual, and therefore are virgins, hence the name. Foreign non-virgins are eaten as punishment for their sins. One group is part of Britain and other group is part of the United States. The British group of islands, known as Mars, is peopled by neo-celibate young single men; and the U.S. group, known as Venus, is peopled by young neo-celibate single women. They are wayward youth exiled there by their morally conservative parents. Because of political sovereignty disputes between Britain and the U.S., there is no ferry system between the two groups of islands. The islands are peopled by many frustrated young men and women.