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  • Sleep Country
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  • Sleep Country was founded in 1995 by Dutch immigrant Rip van Winkle after he made a concession with the native Cancucks to grant it independence from Canuckistan, In return, he would export pillows, pillowcases, mattresses and bed sets at incredibly low prices that have to be seen to be believed.
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conventional long name
  • The Country of Sleep
national heros
  • John Lennon and Yoko Ono, Andy Capp
Currency
  • Feathers
national anthem
  • Private Idaho
official languages
  • English
national motto
  • Why buy a mattress anywhere else?
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government type
  • Politics makes me sleepy
Religion
  • The crucifix above my bed
native name
  • Sleep Country
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Largest City
  • Ikea
Capital
  • Serta
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Common name
  • Land of the Sleepyheads
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  • Sleep Country was founded in 1995 by Dutch immigrant Rip van Winkle after he made a concession with the native Cancucks to grant it independence from Canuckistan, In return, he would export pillows, pillowcases, mattresses and bed sets at incredibly low prices that have to be seen to be believed.