| abstract | - Nostalgia Critic: Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it- (there is a sudden static in the video) Douchey McNitpick: Hold it right there! NC: Goddammit, Douchey! I thought I shoved a grenade up your ass. D: That's no match for the power of troll-dom!... b-b-but it was a pretty good attempt. NC: Where the hell even are you? D: I'm in a different location for my safety. I paid top-dollar for this security room. Old woman (off camera, played by Brian Heinz): Douchey! Are you talking to your friends again!? NC: Who was that? D: Oh, uh, that's just the head of my security guards, um- (at off screen voice) that'll be all, Phyllis! Phyllis: Is that any way to talk to your mother!?!? NC: It's not working, Douchey. D: No, really! She's my security officer! (to Phyllis) Isn't that right, Phyllis? Phyllis: Are you masturbating again!? D: Mom! (Note: Phyllis and Old Woman=Douchey's mom) His mom: Just stop doing it to the pictures of the green M&M! It's unnatural!! D: GO AWAY, MOM! DM: Fine, but dinner's at 3(pm)! NC: You have dinner at three? D: My curfew's at 6(pm)-I mean, OOOOOH!!!! (shot of NC turning away, almost flinching. Then back to D) You made more mistakes in your Nostalgia Critic videos! And you need to pay for it! NC: Indeed, I have. Now, since you've all been waiting for it- D: Especially me!! NC: *sneers* Yes... this is the Next Top 11 Nostalgia Critic Fuck-ups! D: OOOOOOOOH!!!
* "Everything you know is wrong" from Ren and Stimpy plays, accompanied with captions of possible Freudian slips. This servers as an interlude to the countdown*
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