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| rdfs:comment | - The original plan involved using gulag labour to dig out the whole country. However since the fall of communism the Union of Gulag Workers has campaigned for shorter work hours, meaning that even if every human being was being forced to work, it would still take until forever to complete. Due to extensive delays, it is possible that the work may be done with robots.
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| abstract | - The original plan involved using gulag labour to dig out the whole country. However since the fall of communism the Union of Gulag Workers has campaigned for shorter work hours, meaning that even if every human being was being forced to work, it would still take until forever to complete. Due to extensive delays, it is possible that the work may be done with robots. However the favourite post-gulag plan remains sub-terrestrial nuclear detonations. The radiation is thought to give the Ocean revitalising qualities. Digging is scheduled to begin after the successful invasion of Russia by the European Union and NATO and is likely to end fifteen years later. There will be a combined force of machines and Russians with sharp onions.
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