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  • Snapple
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  • Snapple (also known as RAW is Snapple) is a retired American e-wrestler that performed with the Psychotic Wrestling Alliance (PWA) (now known as Lords of Pain Wrestling). He is one of the most recognizable e-wrestling stars due to his accomplishments in the beginning of the PWA era, his legendary fueds with Marty and Phantom Lord, and his the play-by-play announcer position on the what was the Inferno brand Snapple was the second man to hold the title now known as the PWA World Heavyweight Championship. In 2007, Snapple was a first ballot inductee into the LPW Hall of Fame.
  • The coolest drink of the 90s! This was another food product that had a cheesy commercial (the Snapple lady) to go with it. It came out around 1994 or 1995, and was "made of the best stuff on Earth". Still very popular today.
  • Snapple™ is a fruit drink reportedly made from "The Best Stuff on Earth™." It is unclear what, precisely, this stuff is, although there are a number of unfounded theories. The most prominent of these is that the Best Stuff on Earth™ consists of a blend of imported Toyota Starlet Glanzas, iridescent paint, family chocolate, happiness Extracted from small Vietnamese children, and sweet chili sauce With a dash of your mom and my penis puke.. It is also assumed that it must share most of the ingredients of little girls who are made from, among other things, everything nice. The Kiwi Strawberry flavor Snapple in particular has a small picture of a koala on the front; evidencing it as that Kiwi Strawberry Snapple is made from Koalas. Many parts of American and the UK refer this beverage as "Koal
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  • 2
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  • 255
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Wrestling Style
  • Brawler
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  • 70
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Finisher
  • "Bottle Opener"
End
  • June 2003
Name
Type
  • Hall of Fame
  • LPW
DOB
  • Unknown
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Weight
  • 245
Championship
Height
  • 6
Music
  • "Rock You Like A Hurricane" by The Scorpions
Start
  • Spring 2003
Image width
  • 260
billed from
  • Texas
Championships
  • 33
Retired
  • 2004
Size
  • 220
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  • 1.820000
weight-kg
  • 143.300000
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  • 70
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  • Snapple (also known as RAW is Snapple) is a retired American e-wrestler that performed with the Psychotic Wrestling Alliance (PWA) (now known as Lords of Pain Wrestling). He is one of the most recognizable e-wrestling stars due to his accomplishments in the beginning of the PWA era, his legendary fueds with Marty and Phantom Lord, and his the play-by-play announcer position on the what was the Inferno brand Snapple was the second man to hold the title now known as the PWA World Heavyweight Championship. In 2007, Snapple was a first ballot inductee into the LPW Hall of Fame.
  • Snapple™ is a fruit drink reportedly made from "The Best Stuff on Earth™." It is unclear what, precisely, this stuff is, although there are a number of unfounded theories. The most prominent of these is that the Best Stuff on Earth™ consists of a blend of imported Toyota Starlet Glanzas, iridescent paint, family chocolate, happiness Extracted from small Vietnamese children, and sweet chili sauce With a dash of your mom and my penis puke.. It is also assumed that it must share most of the ingredients of little girls who are made from, among other things, everything nice. The Kiwi Strawberry flavor Snapple in particular has a small picture of a koala on the front; evidencing it as that Kiwi Strawberry Snapple is made from Koalas. Many parts of American and the UK refer this beverage as "Koala blood," a known aphrodisiac, which makes your sperm unusually fast..
  • The coolest drink of the 90s! This was another food product that had a cheesy commercial (the Snapple lady) to go with it. It came out around 1994 or 1995, and was "made of the best stuff on Earth". Still very popular today.
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