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  • Dig and Dug
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  • According to the BBC documentary "Dig and Dug, What went wrong?", Dig and Dug were both said to be rebellious students at their schools. While Dig liked to round up students with the school tractor, Dug had always been fond of vandalising school property with a hammer and chisel. Neither excelled well in any of their subjects, except for Design and Technology. Dug's Tutor, Miss Bileeved, stated that "Exams aren't a problem for him... he's never turned up for one!" As a result of their unacademic abilities and consistent truancy, both dropped out of school at age 16. Dig's maths teacher at the time, Miss Unders-Danding, stated that "Dig couldn't wait to leave school... nor could I!"
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  • According to the BBC documentary "Dig and Dug, What went wrong?", Dig and Dug were both said to be rebellious students at their schools. While Dig liked to round up students with the school tractor, Dug had always been fond of vandalising school property with a hammer and chisel. Neither excelled well in any of their subjects, except for Design and Technology. Dug's Tutor, Miss Bileeved, stated that "Exams aren't a problem for him... he's never turned up for one!" As a result of their unacademic abilities and consistent truancy, both dropped out of school at age 16. Dig's maths teacher at the time, Miss Unders-Danding, stated that "Dig couldn't wait to leave school... nor could I!" Dug left his parents to work at the Southampton docks. He managed shipping cargo, throughout the docks. He dealt with the thriving industry of Condom and Drug trafficking. While Dug always claimed to Dig later on that he had a smashing time doing this job, he was eventually fired, for wearing one of the condoms and using it to roger the dock master's wife. Subsequently, Dug left Southampton, and fled to Liverpool, to work in a factory, where Dig had already started working a few years back. This was pin pointed in the documentary as being the atrocious moment when Dig met Dug.