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  • Jared Fogle
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  • Jared "Kiddie-fiddler" Fogle is a corporate piss-stain who used to be a gigantic fuck who ate nothing but Subway sandwiches and water and lost a shit ton of weight. He became obscure until he fucked some underaged teens and was found possessing child pornography.
  • Jared Fogle is a background character, almost everywhere Hannah is. His prison record (Only available in the official artbook) implies him to be a rapist. He was a spokesman for Subway.
  • He is known for his significant weight loss, now known as the "Subway diet", attributed to eating Subway sandwiches, which led to his role promoting the company. Except that, since 2015, he is better-known for his five-year prison sentence for possessing, and helping to procure, child porn.
  • Jared Fogle appeared in the Season Six episode "Jared Has Aides", in which he encourages the people of South Park to lose weight. He claimed that this was the result of a diet where he only ate Subway sandwiches, but later admitted that he actually had help from his assistants, who he referred to as his 'aides'.
  • In March of 1998 Fogle was a student at Indiana University who weighed 192 kg (425 lb). He began a 1,000 calorie a day diet consisting of nothing but the food available at his local Subway sandwich shop.
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  • Jewish
placeofresidence
  • Zionsville, Indiana
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Job
  • Former Subway Spokesperson
EyeColour
  • Brown
Age
  • 38
Final
  • "Stunning and Brave"
Status
  • Fingering young girls
Appearance
  • "Jared Has Aides"
Hair
  • Brown
HairColour
  • Black
DOB
  • 1977-08-23
Caption
  • I'm very hungry.
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Aliases
  • The Creepy Butcher
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  • 280
Species
  • Human
Title
  • Jerry
  • Jared Fogle
PlaceOfBirth
  • Indianapolis, Indiana
Died
  • 200.0
Religion
  • Judaism
Fullname
  • 10
Gender
  • Male
Race
  • Caucasian
Position
  • Subway Shill Freelance Pedophile
ImageCaption
  • You want our five dollar footlongs.
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  • Jared "Kiddie-fiddler" Fogle is a corporate piss-stain who used to be a gigantic fuck who ate nothing but Subway sandwiches and water and lost a shit ton of weight. He became obscure until he fucked some underaged teens and was found possessing child pornography.
  • Jared Fogle is a background character, almost everywhere Hannah is. His prison record (Only available in the official artbook) implies him to be a rapist. He was a spokesman for Subway.
  • He is known for his significant weight loss, now known as the "Subway diet", attributed to eating Subway sandwiches, which led to his role promoting the company. Except that, since 2015, he is better-known for his five-year prison sentence for possessing, and helping to procure, child porn.
  • In March of 1998 Fogle was a student at Indiana University who weighed 192 kg (425 lb). He began a 1,000 calorie a day diet consisting of nothing but the food available at his local Subway sandwich shop. The story of his rapid weight loss was reported in his college newspaper, the Indiana Daily Student, and their printed account later received attention from the Associated Press and Men's Health magazine. Due to this positive publicity, the Subway sandwich company hired Fogle as its spokesman. He graduated from IU with a degree in Management and International Business and now maintains his weight with a normal 2,400 calorie-a-day diet.
  • Jared Fogle appeared in the Season Six episode "Jared Has Aides", in which he encourages the people of South Park to lose weight. He claimed that this was the result of a diet where he only ate Subway sandwiches, but later admitted that he actually had help from his assistants, who he referred to as his 'aides'.