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| rdfs:comment | - Cave women are often thought of as the catch-22 of human prehistory. On the one hand, cave men had to mate with these creatures in order to preserve the species, but on the other hand, they were ugly as fuck. The ethnic group that is most closely related to prehistoric cave women are our modern-day feminists. New DNA studies have proven that the feminists of today were the warrior women of yesterday, though as one geneticist bluntly put it, "I could have told you that without all this damn research, just look at the traits they have in common; they have visible facial hair, they always smell "corn-chippy," and they share a predisposition to pee standing up."
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| abstract | - Cave women are often thought of as the catch-22 of human prehistory. On the one hand, cave men had to mate with these creatures in order to preserve the species, but on the other hand, they were ugly as fuck. The ethnic group that is most closely related to prehistoric cave women are our modern-day feminists. New DNA studies have proven that the feminists of today were the warrior women of yesterday, though as one geneticist bluntly put it, "I could have told you that without all this damn research, just look at the traits they have in common; they have visible facial hair, they always smell "corn-chippy," and they share a predisposition to pee standing up."
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