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Property	Value
rdfs:label	Self-toasting bread
rdfs:comment	2004 saw the self-toasting bread in its market testing stage. Response was overwhelmingly positive. Users marveled at the fact that they could "have toast without all the hassle of moving". They also noted that "toast is hot and crunchy" and that they "like that sort of thing".
dcterms:subject	Technology Toast Bread and Pasta
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Revision	2642693
Date	2007-12-14
Title	The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
Before	Sliced bread
Years	2005
After	Chris Jericho
abstract	2004 saw the self-toasting bread in its market testing stage. Response was overwhelmingly positive. Users marveled at the fact that they could "have toast without all the hassle of moving". They also noted that "toast is hot and crunchy" and that they "like that sort of thing".
is Before of	Chris Jericho
is After of	Sliced bread
is Features of	Uncyclopedia:Hall of Shame/Savethemooses