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  • Singapore does not exist
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  • After many hours staring at a map, I have been completely unable to find Singapore anywhere on the map. I hear you plead, "How could you not find it?" Well, the thing is that little dot that people keep saying is Singapore is either an uninhabited islet of Malaysia (so it's a bit like Rockall), or it is a bit of vomit that came from me at the mere thought of Singapore. In fact, I can't see any reason why Singapore, or its various different little sister countries have a reason to waste the Earth's habitable landmass. And, after all of this time thinking, I have come to the conclusion: Singapore does not exist.
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  • After many hours staring at a map, I have been completely unable to find Singapore anywhere on the map. I hear you plead, "How could you not find it?" Well, the thing is that little dot that people keep saying is Singapore is either an uninhabited islet of Malaysia (so it's a bit like Rockall), or it is a bit of vomit that came from me at the mere thought of Singapore. In fact, I can't see any reason why Singapore, or its various different little sister countries have a reason to waste the Earth's habitable landmass. And, after all of this time thinking, I have come to the conclusion: Singapore does not exist.