| abstract | - The Global Service Desk (Global Service Deks or Social Service Center according to some reliable sources) is known worldwidely for being the call center that actually pays more to its ignorant, monolingual and gay "employees" than to its engineers and bachelors. Its promises are only to be compared with the promises of the Costa Rican government The history of the Global Service Desk started back in the times where the headquarters used to be located in Colorado Springs, Colorado City, Colorado, CO. DOOW (Doped oppressors of workers) ran out of money due to judgements, trials and lawsuits (DOOW's policies do not forbid raping other employees but they lost anyway), so they began to look for a considerably cheaper solution in the African jungle, among the shit in India and the Siberian steppe. Suddenly, their attention was directed to a small country, famous for its underage prostitution, illegal online gambling and disastrous governments: Costa Rica.
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