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| rdfs:comment | - In the beginning, back in the year 1901, Charles R. Walgreen (Sr.) was a shoe shiner for a rundown barbershop. He made extra money on the side by polishing the knobs of the local mobsters and government officials at 2 bits a blow. The Chicago Times-Herald quoted Sir Ian McKellen as saying: “That Charlie gives some good dome. Now if only he'd stop spitting the load out on my loafers.”
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| abstract | - In the beginning, back in the year 1901, Charles R. Walgreen (Sr.) was a shoe shiner for a rundown barbershop. He made extra money on the side by polishing the knobs of the local mobsters and government officials at 2 bits a blow. The Chicago Times-Herald quoted Sir Ian McKellen as saying: “That Charlie gives some good dome. Now if only he'd stop spitting the load out on my loafers.” Charles lived in an upscale breadbox on the corner of Cottage Grove and Bowen Avenue on Chicago’s South Side, and went to turning tricks to support his opium and ether addictions. After his initiation into the Vice Lords, and a brief period of selling smack to orphans, Charles had a revelation of the atheist kind. He decided that if the Vice Lords could make him sell smack to children then there was no reason why he could not sell children for smack. He went to the local loan shark to blow his way into the black market, and Charles spit his way up to $4.75 and a bag of Cheese Puffs - enough money to buy a 50 ft. by 20 ft. (15.24 m. by 6.10 m.) rundown crack house located right behind his breadbox.
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