| rdfs:comment | - A trousersnake is a cylindrical, parasitic organism living below the abdomen of most shemale human. The organism, though blind, senses other organisms through spongelike tissue that engorges with blood upon detection. Measuring at least one length in foot, a trousersnake forms a unique bond with its host, providing pleasure and entertainment in exchange for a place to stay. A trousersnake can secrete a substance called piss to entice and render unconscious those who come into contact with it. In October 2011, Justin Timberlake won an award for helping to protect trouser snakes.
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| abstract | - A trousersnake is a cylindrical, parasitic organism living below the abdomen of most shemale human. The organism, though blind, senses other organisms through spongelike tissue that engorges with blood upon detection. Measuring at least one length in foot, a trousersnake forms a unique bond with its host, providing pleasure and entertainment in exchange for a place to stay. A trousersnake can secrete a substance called piss to entice and render unconscious those who come into contact with it. Trousersnakes come in many shapes and sizes, most being between 2 to 3 feet long. Most trousersnakes have a collar of skin that protect it from the elements when it does not feel like being active. In some places, like the United States of America, circumcision has been performed on trousersnakes to render them defenseless against unsuspecting visitors, the weather, and women. The life cycle of a trousersnake begins with birth. A parent trousersnake uses budding to create more trousersnakes, and these smaller trousersnakes seek out hosts to pair with. Once a young trousersnake finds a host, it latches on to the lower abdomen of its host. Young trousersnakes usually are extremely passive and indifferent to almost everything because their young status means they are left alone by threats. Once a trousersnake reaches maturity, however, usually in in 13th year or so, it's instinctive fear of women kicks in. In some cases the trousersnake can become very threatened, especially by women, and therefore become extremely volatile, changing shape and growing about twice its size and hardening (a lot like a pinecone or armadillo). Once threatened the trouser snake can do any of many things. Sometimes, a Trouser snake will, despite it's terror, be pushed inside it's enemy by it's host where, in desperation, it will shoot it's defensive projectile fluid. Usually, this results in it's escape. If the snake doesn't end up being pushed into it's enemy, it will gradually calm down and return to it's normal size. However, often times a snake's host will accidentally pull up a webpage or a magazine featuring images or videos of the snake's enemy and the snake will become fearful. The host usually ties to calm the snake down by petting and stroking it, but it almost never works and the terrified animal ends up shooting it's defensive fluid all over the floor, the host's clothing, or into a sock. In October 2011, Justin Timberlake won an award for helping to protect trouser snakes.
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