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| rdfs:comment | - Glenrothes is a New Town located in central Fife in east Scotland. It is approximately equidistant between Edinburgh and Dundee. Glenrothes was the second new town to be designated in Scotland and was established in 1948 taking overspill from Edinburgh and Dundee and even Glasgow. It is the administrative centre for Fife and has been successful in attracting a high number of modern industrial companies. The town boasts beautiful parks and landscaping, a plethora of sculptures and artworks and one of Scotland's largest indoor shopping malls. There is one tower block in the town in South Parks.
- Not to be confused with a popular Speyside malt whisky near Keith, Glenrothes (pronounced "Glen-Rotten" or "Glenfeckinrothes" by those native Fifers who live North of New Inn roundabout) is a New Town in Fife, Scotland which sprung up in the 50's, 60's and 70's around a bus-station placed there by the residents of nearby Markinch back in the middle ages, although extensively remodelled in the 90's after that poisioned gnome Tony Baldrick and the rest of the social misfits from time team excavated it finding a rift in time and space that transported them back to the 80's where their haircuts remained forever even after they returned to the present. It will be celebrating a birthday this year although nobody is quite sure how old it is and whether there will be a large enough cake available.
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| abstract | - Not to be confused with a popular Speyside malt whisky near Keith, Glenrothes (pronounced "Glen-Rotten" or "Glenfeckinrothes" by those native Fifers who live North of New Inn roundabout) is a New Town in Fife, Scotland which sprung up in the 50's, 60's and 70's around a bus-station placed there by the residents of nearby Markinch back in the middle ages, although extensively remodelled in the 90's after that poisioned gnome Tony Baldrick and the rest of the social misfits from time team excavated it finding a rift in time and space that transported them back to the 80's where their haircuts remained forever even after they returned to the present. It will be celebrating a birthday this year although nobody is quite sure how old it is and whether there will be a large enough cake available. The town was recently voted Scotlands ugliest. This led to a battle between Glenrothes, Cumbernauld and Paisley at the fiery rim of Mount Doom to see who was the ultimate shit town. The triple threat ended in a draw.
- Glenrothes is a New Town located in central Fife in east Scotland. It is approximately equidistant between Edinburgh and Dundee. Glenrothes was the second new town to be designated in Scotland and was established in 1948 taking overspill from Edinburgh and Dundee and even Glasgow. It is the administrative centre for Fife and has been successful in attracting a high number of modern industrial companies. The town boasts beautiful parks and landscaping, a plethora of sculptures and artworks and one of Scotland's largest indoor shopping malls. There is one tower block in the town in South Parks.
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