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| rdfs:label | - Derek laino (deleted 16 Jul 2008 at 19:12)
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| rdfs:comment | - Derek Laino - Originally of New Jersey, still lives in his mom's basement and drives his dad's corvette. An avid White Snake fan, Derek is best known for his incredibly large feet which are only dwarfed by his nose. Sorry ladies... big feet dont equate to big anything else in this case. Dereks latest act of fantastic-ness includes a Poppa Roach music festival and a whiffle bat. After chugging a batful of zinfindel, Derek spun around hoping to do his best Giambi impression but was foiled by those Ronald McDonal Feet of his and only managed to fall beak first onto the pavement. Ilustration below
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| abstract | - Derek Laino - Originally of New Jersey, still lives in his mom's basement and drives his dad's corvette. An avid White Snake fan, Derek is best known for his incredibly large feet which are only dwarfed by his nose. Sorry ladies... big feet dont equate to big anything else in this case. Dereks latest act of fantastic-ness includes a Poppa Roach music festival and a whiffle bat. After chugging a batful of zinfindel, Derek spun around hoping to do his best Giambi impression but was foiled by those Ronald McDonal Feet of his and only managed to fall beak first onto the pavement. Ilustration below
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