| rdfs:comment | - Long John Silver's is an American Sea-food fast food restaurant. They operate all over the U.S. including 6 countries internationally.
- Long John Silver's, Inc., is a United States-based fast-food restaurant that specializes in seafood. The name of the brand is borrowed from the novel Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson, in which the pirate "Long John" Silver is one of the main characters. Formerly a division of Yum! Brands, Inc., the company was divested to a group of franchisees in 2011. This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.
- In "American Prankster", Wally Farquhare notes that as their freedom Scouts are preparing for a wilderness trip, the Boy Scouts are preparing for their own trip at that moment in the parking lot of the Long John Silver's. The bus driver, who is later seen behind bars, judges each boy's attractiveness before letting them take a uniforn and go on the trip.
- In 2002, Pepe the King Prawn appeared in a series of commercials for Long John Silver's restaurants directed by Bill Barretta.
- Long John Silver's began as a lemonade stand run by William Howard Taft, Maya Rudolph and Wilbur Wright in the beginning of the 17th century. In case anyone out there questions the dates in this article: no, those are not loopholes. The three used a time machine, dipshit. And yes, they later changed the date to 1932 by killing all who were writing records at that time period. Use your brain for a minute. Gosh.
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| abstract | - Long John Silver's is an American Sea-food fast food restaurant. They operate all over the U.S. including 6 countries internationally.
- Long John Silver's, Inc., is a United States-based fast-food restaurant that specializes in seafood. The name of the brand is borrowed from the novel Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson, in which the pirate "Long John" Silver is one of the main characters. Formerly a division of Yum! Brands, Inc., the company was divested to a group of franchisees in 2011. This article is a . You can help My English Wiki by expanding it.
- In "American Prankster", Wally Farquhare notes that as their freedom Scouts are preparing for a wilderness trip, the Boy Scouts are preparing for their own trip at that moment in the parking lot of the Long John Silver's. The bus driver, who is later seen behind bars, judges each boy's attractiveness before letting them take a uniforn and go on the trip.
- Long John Silver's began as a lemonade stand run by William Howard Taft, Maya Rudolph and Wilbur Wright in the beginning of the 17th century. In case anyone out there questions the dates in this article: no, those are not loopholes. The three used a time machine, dipshit. And yes, they later changed the date to 1932 by killing all who were writing records at that time period. Use your brain for a minute. Gosh. Anyway, the trio's lemonade stand was not nearly as successful as they had hoped, mainly because it floated in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, an area in which most people did not settle (aside for a few ill-fated underwater ghettos which later made up Atlantis). At one point, a passing McDonalds merchant ship was boarded by pirates, whose 18 year old high school dropout crew were able to deter by dumping the contents of their deep fryers on the sea bandits (I use the term sea bandits here because using 'pirates' twice in the same sentence makes you sound a little stupid. Just a quick grammar lesson). The golden-brown deep fried pirate corpses soon drifted towards Taft, Rudolph and Wright, who gladly consumed them. This meal was a welcome break from the usual ordeal of Taft, the fattest of them by far, eating the limbs of the others. Once they reached shore again, they marketed the deep fried pirate bits as golden brown treasue nuggets. Soon after, the famous pirate Long John Silver traded his only unraped ship figurehead to the three in exchange for the recipe. Thus began the fast food chain of Long John Silver's. Though, at first it was known as "Captain Crusty's Fish Bucket" due to a communication error with the marketing and advertising department.
- In 2002, Pepe the King Prawn appeared in a series of commercials for Long John Silver's restaurants directed by Bill Barretta.
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