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  • Strong Sad
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  • Strong Sad is a type of grey ice-cream cone sold to the impoverish in third-world countries. It is a dark-gray, and is quite skinny. It dances in the stomach after consumed. Among other things, Strong Sad happens to be one of the most yummy desserts around. It is always tainted, as it look like spiked with illegal drugs. It is also extremely nutrient-rich. Thus, in a fight with Strong Bad or The Cheat's, Strong Sad would win by sheer nutritional value. It can be washed away by the sink.
  • Mr. and Mrs. Strong were having troubles with their sex life, trying to make a third child. So, Mrs. Strong got some at the sperm bank! However, He was born of the sperm of an elephant. Why the f*** is an elephant donating sperm?! Did somebody forget to close the Free Country USA Zoo? As he grew older, Strong Bad pulled pranks on him, and one time gave him a "belly button" with a power drill he got for his birthday. His favorite movie growing up as a child was Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, and he draws Jack Skellington on a daily basis. It is rumored on the Something Awful forums that he is autistic or has asperger syndrome. Strong Bad responds to this by saying "What de crap are you talking about? I like British chicks and play veedio games from the late 80's and early 90's
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  • Mr. and Mrs. Strong were having troubles with their sex life, trying to make a third child. So, Mrs. Strong got some at the sperm bank! However, He was born of the sperm of an elephant. Why the f*** is an elephant donating sperm?! Did somebody forget to close the Free Country USA Zoo? As he grew older, Strong Bad pulled pranks on him, and one time gave him a "belly button" with a power drill he got for his birthday. His favorite movie growing up as a child was Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas, and he draws Jack Skellington on a daily basis. It is rumored on the Something Awful forums that he is autistic or has asperger syndrome. Strong Bad responds to this by saying "What de crap are you talking about? I like British chicks and play veedio games from the late 80's and early 90's!" Then there was gossip flying around the Something Awful forums about Strong Bad being a sex addict because he brags about getting all those girls. Mean while, Strong Sad still got a crap load of hate mail no thanks to the e-mail entitled "depressio" in which Strong Bad reveals his brother's E-mail address. Strong Sad also seems to like playing World of Dorkcraft and eating strawberry pockey.
  • Strong Sad is a type of grey ice-cream cone sold to the impoverish in third-world countries. It is a dark-gray, and is quite skinny. It dances in the stomach after consumed. Among other things, Strong Sad happens to be one of the most yummy desserts around. It is always tainted, as it look like spiked with illegal drugs. It is also extremely nutrient-rich. Thus, in a fight with Strong Bad or The Cheat's, Strong Sad would win by sheer nutritional value. It can be washed away by the sink.