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| rdfs:comment | - .net е домейн от първо ниво (gTLD - Generic Top-Level Domains) използван в домейн системата на Интернет.
- .net is a generic top-level domain (gTLD) used on the Internet's Domain Name System. The .net domain is operated by Verisign Global Registry Services.
- .NET may refer to
* The .net top-level domain
* .NET Framework, a Microsoft framework for application development
* Portable.NET See also NET
- In 1987, Bill Gates invented the Internet and parked all .NET domains. After the .com-hype, Microsoft tried to start a .NET-hype. First they sold phones at MSNet. But too many people called at Microsoft Hotline, so they sent tons (1024 kg) of hotfixes, hotpants and hotmails every week to block the phone lines. Then Microsoft banished the Teletubbies, took their land and started selling pancakes and desktop screenshots. Since 2002, Bill Gates is the richest man in Teletubbieland. Every desktop is showing Teletubbieland, and with the next Windows version, the desktop firewall will be configured to block all domains except .NET.
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| abstract | - .net е домейн от първо ниво (gTLD - Generic Top-Level Domains) използван в домейн системата на Интернет.
- .net is a generic top-level domain (gTLD) used on the Internet's Domain Name System. The .net domain is operated by Verisign Global Registry Services.
- .NET may refer to
* The .net top-level domain
* .NET Framework, a Microsoft framework for application development
* Portable.NET See also NET
- In 1987, Bill Gates invented the Internet and parked all .NET domains. After the .com-hype, Microsoft tried to start a .NET-hype. First they sold phones at MSNet. But too many people called at Microsoft Hotline, so they sent tons (1024 kg) of hotfixes, hotpants and hotmails every week to block the phone lines. Then Microsoft banished the Teletubbies, took their land and started selling pancakes and desktop screenshots. Since 2002, Bill Gates is the richest man in Teletubbieland. Every desktop is showing Teletubbieland, and with the next Windows version, the desktop firewall will be configured to block all domains except .NET. .NET also known as Microsoft Keychain is a project in which all Windows users will be tagged with barcodes on the backs of their necks. Implementation is expected complete in 2007. .NET also stands for New Errors Technology, a free supplement for Windows NT (and next like Windows 2000 or Windows XP) which is a set of objects that have to be used by programmers, otherwise their program will be not allowed to run. .NET will be used as better hacking protection, allowing random application fault and can use applications source code to navigate nuclear missiles if need (probably new version when random fault bug will be fixed).
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