| rdfs:comment | - The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) is a combined organization of the United States and Canada that provides aerospace warning, air sovereignty, and defense for North America.
- North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was a joint American-Canadian organization intended to provide aerospace warning, air sovereignty, and defense for the two countries before the Great War. Its headquarters were located underneath Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
- North American Aerospace Defense Command (även känd som NORAD) är en Tau'ri organisation med säte inom Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. Enligt Dr Elizabeth Weir NORAD är över Stargate Command. (ATL: "The Real World")
- The North American Aerospace Defense Command (also known as NORAD) is a Tau'ri organization with its headquarters inside Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. According to Dr. Elizabeth Weir, NORAD is above Stargate Command. (SGA: "The Real World")
- NORAD was created by the emperor Augustus when he decided that nuking Pittsburgh would be a good political move. After consulting the foremost yes-men in his administration, the most godforsaken site outside of France was chosen to be the home of this new atomic arsenal: Colorado.
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| abstract | - The North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) is a combined organization of the United States and Canada that provides aerospace warning, air sovereignty, and defense for North America.
- NORAD was created by the emperor Augustus when he decided that nuking Pittsburgh would be a good political move. After consulting the foremost yes-men in his administration, the most godforsaken site outside of France was chosen to be the home of this new atomic arsenal: Colorado. Chosen for its remoteness, lack of line-dancing, and ease of conquering the native peoples, Colorado was soon a bustling center of activity for all sorts of artisans and weapons specialists, moving with the common goal of creating a double threat, a network of defensive outposts, each of which could launch enough nukes to dust the entire face of the earth four times over, which could still make "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" look like nobody. The result was both breathtakingly frightening and beautiful. A collection of missile silos sprouted up, encircling a military base rivaled by none, which could both withstand and launch nuclear strikes against any point in the world or the moon with a precision equivalent to ten thousandths of the width of a human hair. By this time, of course, Augustus and his orgies had long since died into strains of "for he's a jolly good fellow" and the U.S. moved in to get into some kind of funky war with Russia, a place populated by people with furry hats who think differently from Americans. Thus, for almost 600 years, America decided to wage an economic, psychological war on these non-thinkers in the true American spirit.
- North American Aerospace Defense Command (NORAD) was a joint American-Canadian organization intended to provide aerospace warning, air sovereignty, and defense for the two countries before the Great War. Its headquarters were located underneath Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
- North American Aerospace Defense Command (även känd som NORAD) är en Tau'ri organisation med säte inom Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. Enligt Dr Elizabeth Weir NORAD är över Stargate Command. (ATL: "The Real World")
- The North American Aerospace Defense Command (also known as NORAD) is a Tau'ri organization with its headquarters inside Cheyenne Mountain, Colorado. According to Dr. Elizabeth Weir, NORAD is above Stargate Command. (SGA: "The Real World")
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