| Synopsis | - Deadpool moans for the love of Siryn. He even checks up on her at nights, and watches her sleep at the Xavier mansion. Realizing that their love is never going to happen and that it’s just his hormones talking, Wade teleports away. At the same time that night, Weasel gets kidnapped! The next day, Wade spends time talking to Blind Al, who laughs at the love struck Wade. Realizing that Blind Al doesn’t seem to care, Wade decides to look up Weasel and talk to him instead. But upon arriving, Wade finds Weasel’s apartment completely empty, which means that something must be wrong. Thanks to a special homing bacon, Wade manages to track down Weasel at… the Taskmaster’s training academy! After a battle with ninjas, Deadpool is defeated and taken prisoner as well. While chained, he gets reunited with Weasel, who isn’t chained at all. Weasel explains that the Taskmaster offered him to work for him, and he’s seriously thinking about it, thanks to the advantages the employment has. Taskmaster interrupts, and wants Deadpool to serve as a guest lecturer and teach his class. Not having much choice, Wade goes for it. But he gets tackled a lot of times, thanks to the fact that the Taskmaster has copied all of Wade’s moves while he was fighting the ninjas. But luckily, Wade has a backup plan. He dances around real fast and, after using some never-before-seen moves, manages to defeat and humiliate the Taskmaster in front of his entire school! The upset ninjas leave their master behind for what he is. Taskmaster swears to have his revenge some day. Weasel tries to figure out with his live now, but Deadpool promises the guy that he can come back working for him, and will give him the same advantages Taskmaster promised. Weasel accepts, but not before getting a prank wedgie!
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