| abstract | - This place stands in stark contrast to much of Junk, as instead of a landscape littered with piles of...litter, this area is almost meticulously smoothed over. The junk and debris that constitutes the surface of the planet has been formed into rolling hills and vast meadows. On top of one of these hills sits a house, which oddly resembles a Terran farmhouse from the 1800s. Around the house, rows of slender metal rods have been planted, apparently to re-create the look of tall grass. Contents: Monstereo Megatron Galvatron Little House The KNUJ logo appears on screen accompanied by a random brand jingle. A camera view pans down from the orange sky to a relatively beautifully shaped landscape on the Junkion planet. The Prairie. Rolling hills and vast meadows. A large stage has been erected and three podiums adorn it. Monstereo, your friendly neighborhood Junk Doc jogs up onto stage from behind it to the middle podium. "Welcome, ladies, gentlemen and neuter beings of distinction. Tonight KNUJ brings to you an exclusive event. Not even once in a lifetime will you see something as controversial as the meeting of our two guests tonight. We are proud to present and glad to host this debate." The screen switches to an animated graphic. Two stern faces appear side by side against the backdrop of the Decepticon logo. Megatron and Galvatron. The graphis explodes and the scene of the stage returns. "And now I present our guests. To my left is Decepticon Lord Galvatron..." Monstereo's bright shining well buffed face reappears. "To begin our debate, KNUJ took an online poll and the number one question posed will be the first one asked of each of our esteemed guests. Then our lines will be opened to accept calls from our viewers out there across the galaxy to submit their questions. Should they choose it, callers may remain anonymous upon request. All calls are screened to prevent crank calls form Jerky Boys. "Alright, the top selected poll question for our guests: Where do you see the Decepticons under your rule 100 years from now. We will begin with Galvatron." The camera returns to Monstereo. He hesitates and then smiles. "Okay, and now for Megatron's response." The cam view comes back to Monstereo. He murmurs, "Thank goodness we're hosting on Junkion..." He smiles like a host should again and says, "And now for Megatron's reply." Monstereo wipes a hanky across his face. "Please sir... all things in due time." A voiceover says, "This has been a KNUJ production." The Yellow smiley face Junkion logo appears and raspberries.
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