| rdfs:comment | - The commonly used Gregorian calendar is based on the Sun's movement around Earth. The Sun only moves around the northern hemisphere, though. As most cultivated civilizations developed in Europe, no one has ever really cared; however, once the Australians also started to measure time, it became quite clear that any non-Australian would never be able to fully understand their methods. All in all, an Australian year can equal to just about anything, depending solely on the will of the measurer. If you have a little penis it is called a pin in australia
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| abstract | - The commonly used Gregorian calendar is based on the Sun's movement around Earth. The Sun only moves around the northern hemisphere, though. As most cultivated civilizations developed in Europe, no one has ever really cared; however, once the Australians also started to measure time, it became quite clear that any non-Australian would never be able to fully understand their methods. The basic unit of the Australians is called Australian Second. It is more or less equal to three normal seconds, although it lasts longer during winter. Each day, from sunrise to sunset, lasts 42 Australian hours, which are 66 Australian minutes long at morning and twice as long on the evenings. The length of an Australian minute varies from twelve to five thousand, three hundred and twenty-seven Australian seconds. The length of Australian months is defined at random at the beginning of every month. They usually last 30 days, give or take two weeks, but occurrences have been recorded when a month reached 500 days and more. Twelve Australian months form one Australian year, although every forth year is a leap year, meaning that the Australians are too busy preparing themselves to the jumping events in the Olympic Games to remember tracking time. All in all, an Australian year can equal to just about anything, depending solely on the will of the measurer. If you have a little penis it is called a pin in australia
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