| abstract | - Chris appears on the dock applying hair gel. He suddenly turns to the camera shocked. “Sorry didn’t see you there”, he said putting his hair gel up. “Welcome to the newest addition to the hit Canadian reality series Total Drama. This season, 12 contestants will be competing in many dangerous challenges for 1,000,000 dollars.” He walks over to the campgrounds. “They will be spending 12 weeks in these revolting cabins.” He said pointing to the cabins. “Thanks to a raise in viewers we have enough money for air conditioned cabins this year.” Chris walks to the mess hall. “The worst part about this camp is probably the food. I mean lord, it smells like dead cats in there.” He walks to the campfire pit. “This is where contestants get eliminated and where most of them embarrass themselves crying like little babies.” Chris starts walking towards the dock once more. “There will be much drama this season. Alliances will be made. Relationships will blossom. Enemies will become allies. Friends will betray each other. Who will win? Who will lose? Find out here on "Total Drama: Back in Action". Chris, followed by Chef and the interns, walk down the dock to find a large party boat waiting at the end. It contains contestants of all shapes and sizes. "Looks like our contestants have arrived", Chris exclaims. Suddenly an old woman, who needs a cane to walk, steps off the boat and on to the dock. "Ladies and Gentlemen meet our first contestant, Muriel.", Chris tells the camera while giving the old woman a hug. "Since your a maid, maybe you can clean the nasty kitchen Chef works in". Muriel takes her cane and whacks Chris in the back of the head and walks towards the island. Before Chris can say anything Chef punches Chris in the face. "Make-up!", Chris yells as Lindsay and Ezekiel quickly rush over to him and apply make-up to his forming black-eye. Suddenly a buff boy, in his teen years, steps off the boat to meet Chris. "Welcome to the Island Jake!", Chris says greeting the athlete. A dark looking girl steps off the boat, while writing in a notebook. She walks right by Chris without even looking at him. An orange-haired girl then steps off the boat and puts a peace necklace around Chris's neck. "What the?", Chris yells scared. "Peace, not war. Peace, not war. Peace, not war", the girl repeats several times as she walks to the island. "Crazy Hippy!", Chris yells to the girl as he throws the necklace in the water. "Looks like our next contestant is here", he exclaims as another girl steps off the boat. "Welcome Rose!" "Thanks Chris", the girl says while putting a "tree hugger" pin on his shirt. "These contestants get weirder and weirder every time", Chris whispers as the next contestant gets off the boat. "Heyy Gurl-Friend", exclaims the next contestant. "I'm not your girl-friend! Lord, can you talk right?", Chris tells the girl as he pushes her out the way. Suddenly the dock starts to shake as a big girl steps off the boat and onto the dock. She smells something coming from the kitchen from far away and runs straight past Chris. The dock shakes again as a big boy runs close behind her to the kitchen. "There goes Albert and Cynthia, the big 'ol eaters of the season." Chris exclaims watching them run towards the stinky kitchen. "There going to be so disappointed when they find out that Chef's food sucks." he whispers to the camera, with a quiet giggle. "Watch those fatties run", exclaims a thin contestant hoping off the boat. "That was a little rude.", Chris tells the boy. "You think I care? My middle name is rude.", Alex tells Chris. He walks by Chris. "A little too much on the hairspray, dude" Chris is about to yell something but he stops when he hears the voice of an angel. The voice is very soft in tone and smooth. He turns to find an attractive woman step off the boat, while singing. "Hi! I'm Olivia", the girl exclaims. Drool starts running down Chris's face. "I'm. I'm. I'm." "His name is Chris", Lindsay tells the girl. "I think. Is that right?" Chef and Ezekiel look at Lindsay and shake their heads in disappointment. As Olivia walks to the Island Chris is suddenly tackled by a young man. "I'm here!" "Get off of me you crazy!", Chris says fixing his hair and looking in a mirror. "I'm Rio!", the boy exclaims. "Rio? What kinds of name is that?", Chris questions the boy. "I don't know", the boys tells him. He makes his way to the island as the last contestant arrives. "Think Fast!" BOOM. Chris is knocked to the ground as a football hits his head. Lindsay and Ezekiel run to Chris with an ice-pack and a fan. He is unconscious until he gets a wiff on his sweet hair-gel. "Geez, these contestants are cruel little creatures." Chris says getting up. He walks to the island to meet the contestants. "This is the island you will all live on for a few weeks. You will stay in these crappy cabins and eat Chef's crappy food. So pretty much you will have a crappy time. But at least one of you will get 1,000,000 dollars. There are no teams so it's every man for themselves. Unless of course you form an alliance. You may go un-pack and I'll see you all bright and early for your first challenge tomorrow." The girls make there way to their cabin as the boys make there way to theirs. "Yuck! These are crappy", Roz exclaims taking a bottom bunk. Cynthia jumps on the bed above Roz and her mattress falls on Roz. "AHHHHHHHHHH! Get off me you fat-lard", Roz exclaims gasping for oxygen. "Maybe I should take the bottom bunk", Cynthia tells the girls. "You think", they all exclaim to her. The rest of the girls pick there bed and settle down for the night. "I call dibs on top bunk!", Rio yells jumping on the top mattress. "I don't care which one I get. I just need sleep.", Jake exclaims. The rest of the boys agree and they all settles down. "The campers are finally sound asleep......for know. What they don't know is that I'll be waking them up at 5 in the morning." Chris exclaims while walking past there cabins. "Tomorrow will be their first dangerous challenge." he says while laughing. "Since I have to wake up so darn early I'm gonna need my beauty-rest. So, stayed tuned for the next thrilling episode of Total Drama: Back in Action!"
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