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  • Decepticon Poison Lab
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  • Try to imagine a lush valley in the Pacific Northwest, untouched by the hand of man since before time was time. Then, in your imagination, billow toxic steam out over the valley, a cocktail of chemicals that blights, erodes, pits and sickens. Repeat daily for a couple months while the Deception chemical engineers perfect their mind-control formula. The Decepticon Poison Lab is located in a cave in the center of the valley, protected by a moat of toxic sludge and watchful Decepticon sentries.
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  • Try to imagine a lush valley in the Pacific Northwest, untouched by the hand of man since before time was time. Then, in your imagination, billow toxic steam out over the valley, a cocktail of chemicals that blights, erodes, pits and sickens. Repeat daily for a couple months while the Deception chemical engineers perfect their mind-control formula. This is Poison Valley, 100 miles West of Autobot Headquarters, where the natural funneling effects of the terrain have concentrated the toxic byproducts of this research into a hellish wasteland of dead and dying trees, mutated animals, and rivers that pit and corrode even Transformer armor. Don't drink the water. The Decepticon Poison Lab is located in a cave in the center of the valley, protected by a moat of toxic sludge and watchful Decepticon sentries. So, yeah... basically the scariest, most inhospitable environment you could possibly imagine. The Decepticons call it 'home.'