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  • Bhagavad-gita
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  • Bhagavad-gita aka The Song of God -- the Hindu Bible -- is part of a fifty centuries old East Indian Sanskrit epic, The Mahabharata, which has the divine incarnation of the Kali Age, Harold VIII, the 8th incarnation of Vishnu, mixed up in an argument between five good Panda brothers, who gambled away their common wife and wealth, versus one-hundred evil Kuru cousins, who tricked them fair-n-square, all ready to fight over ownership of a “point of a needle of earth”. Before the battle began, Lord Harold, having failed handily in negotiating a peaceful settlement, laid down a philosophical rap song to his Panda pal, Juna, a summary explanation and translation of which is given below.
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  • Bhagavad-gita aka The Song of God -- the Hindu Bible -- is part of a fifty centuries old East Indian Sanskrit epic, The Mahabharata, which has the divine incarnation of the Kali Age, Harold VIII, the 8th incarnation of Vishnu, mixed up in an argument between five good Panda brothers, who gambled away their common wife and wealth, versus one-hundred evil Kuru cousins, who tricked them fair-n-square, all ready to fight over ownership of a “point of a needle of earth”. Before the battle began, Lord Harold, having failed handily in negotiating a peaceful settlement, laid down a philosophical rap song to his Panda pal, Juna, a summary explanation and translation of which is given below. This Song of God or East Side Story translation is preceded with an introduction by retired Banzai Pipeline surfing master, Gerry Lopez: