| Synopsis | - At their home, Constrictor and Titania get a call from a begging Deadpool, who wants a ride back home, as thanks to Dirty Wolff, he is stuck in space. However, they ignore Wade and enjoy watching TV together instead. Wade gets upset and, as Dirty Wolff invites him to the party, he remembers an adventure he had from not so long ago. He was trying to kill Humbug, but his enhanced hearing overheard Wade pulling the trigger of his gun, and Humbug used his powers to make the clock tower where Wade stood on collapse on him. While panicking people tried to rescue Wade, Humbug ran away. As Wade got up, he noticed that Humbug ran into a building marked as a women’s dormitory. He accidentally ran into a women who had just gotten out of the shower and she kicked him, but Humbug too got kicked and punched by other women. Wade decided to give it a rest for now and returned home, trying to figure out who Humbug was instead. Wade also realized he was deaf, thanks to the effects of Humbug’s attacks. The Constrictor approached him, but Wade couldn’t hear a word he was saying. He found three college professors who could be Humbug. After making two mistakes, Wade felt a little disappointed, but eventually did track Humbug down and defeated him. The Constrictor approached Wade and put two leeches into his ear, which ate away all the fluid that blocked his eardrums, and gave Wade his hearing back. The memory stops, and Wade continues his battle in the outer space riot. But unfortunately, several aliens outnumber him.
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