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  • Geisenheim
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  • Founded in 1287 by Russian pirates, the cities wealth as well as size growed continuously. Since 1894 it has City rights, its Mayor is Gerhard Janz. Janz is in his 30s but feels younger. With his height of 1,83 m he is satisfied. During the brutal reign of German half-god Helmut Kohl, the city was the headquarter of the resistance whose leader Terf was a close friend of Gerhard Janz. Johannisburg, a part of Geisenheim, is the Birthplace of "Würzflüssige" (Liquidspice). Although others try to copy Würzflüssige, Geisenheim is still World Market Leader in producing Würzflüssige.
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  • Founded in 1287 by Russian pirates, the cities wealth as well as size growed continuously. Since 1894 it has City rights, its Mayor is Gerhard Janz. Janz is in his 30s but feels younger. With his height of 1,83 m he is satisfied. During the brutal reign of German half-god Helmut Kohl, the city was the headquarter of the resistance whose leader Terf was a close friend of Gerhard Janz. Johannisburg, a part of Geisenheim, is the Birthplace of "Würzflüssige" (Liquidspice). Although others try to copy Würzflüssige, Geisenheim is still World Market Leader in producing Würzflüssige. Geisenheim is also famous for its Restaurations, as you can see on there Advertising: "All the same whether you want only a something DRINKING or also MEAL, with us one can do BOTH. We lead FOUR BEERS of the BARREL, five Rheingauer of wines and naturally also ALCOHOL-FREE. In addition a rich bill of fare, which has to offer something for nearly each taste and purse. Except Handkaes etc. you can enjoy shred, Steak's of the pig or RUMPSTEAK'S from the Argentine Angus cattle. Soups and Toast's also participate." Geisenheim is the seat of the ill-reputed Geisenheim University. The main subjects taught are furniture, self-deprecation and guestbook-piracy. Admission is possible with an at least above-average 'Google-Abitur'. A famous alumnus is the Wussow.