| rdfs:comment | - The movie proper (if you can call it that) then begins. Josef Javorsky (Tor Johnson), a Russian scientist, defects from the Motherland to the United States since he was tired of hearing those Russian Reversal jokes. He arrives in Yucca Valley, Nevada and is being followed by KGB agents Cherokee "I'm Cherokee Jack" Jack (Cherokee Jack, a guy who's in Coleman's other movie Red Zone Cuba) and the Coffee Guy (Anthony Cardoza, who's in Coleman's other movie The Skydivers). They are in pursuit of Javorsky's briefcase that contains secrets on the Soviet space program, which Javorsky plans to give to the U.S. government. When the KGB agents open fire, Javorsky's bodyguards keep him safe and have him wander off into the desert on a horse with no name. A nuclear bomb is then denoated as part of a go
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| abstract | - The movie proper (if you can call it that) then begins. Josef Javorsky (Tor Johnson), a Russian scientist, defects from the Motherland to the United States since he was tired of hearing those Russian Reversal jokes. He arrives in Yucca Valley, Nevada and is being followed by KGB agents Cherokee "I'm Cherokee Jack" Jack (Cherokee Jack, a guy who's in Coleman's other movie Red Zone Cuba) and the Coffee Guy (Anthony Cardoza, who's in Coleman's other movie The Skydivers). They are in pursuit of Javorsky's briefcase that contains secrets on the Soviet space program, which Javorsky plans to give to the U.S. government. When the KGB agents open fire, Javorsky's bodyguards keep him safe and have him wander off into the desert on a horse with no name. A nuclear bomb is then denoated as part of a government test, and Javorsky is caught up in the blast, thus turning him into a melty-faced beast; the explosion also destroys his briefcase, which contained his lunch in addition to the Soviet documents. As the Beast wanders off, he sees a guy (Jim Oliphant) who's changing his flat car tire, hence the term "Yucca Flats", while on a honeymoon. The Beast chokes the guy and takes his wife (Linda Bielema) to make out with her before taking a bite out of her, to compensate for losing his lunch. Meanwhile, officer Jim Archer (played by Tintin) is interrupted from getting breakfast at Denny's and has to investigate a murder. Officer Joe Dobson (played by some guy from Shining Time Station) investigates the murder as well on top of Butt Mountain and they take the dead lady who was actually part of a scavenger hunt. Back in the downtown district, a vacationing family gets a Yucca Flat while on the road. They stop at a gas station where they get their new tire pumped by Lassie, while their two boys Art and Randy (played by Coleman's own sons Alan and Ronald) feed Coca-Cola to the thirsty pigs. The boys then wander off into the desert, where they are attacked by the Beast but escape. Their father Hank Radcliffe (Douglas Mellor) searches for them, but is mistaken for the killer by officers Jim and Joe despite looking nothing like Tor Johnson, and is shot at from the officers' tiny plane. While Hank is away, his wife Lois (played by Coleman's ex-wife Barbara) gets tips from a prairie dog on how to find herself and be a better woman, and she meets a guy who's not Hank. In the end, the boys are reunited with their parents, the Beast is shot by the sheriffs, and he also gets eaten by a rabbit who randomly appears on-camera in his dying moments.
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