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| rdfs:comment | - Diet Coke is a sugar-free soft drink produced and distributed by The Coca-Cola Company . It was introduced in the United States on Independence Day in 1982 as the first new brand since 1886 to use the Coca-Cola trademark. The product quickly overtook Tab in sales. Its taste can be described as "crisp" and differs significantly from regular Coke. Diet coke.jpg 168Diet Coke 2 Liter MED.jpg
- Diet Coke is a diet cola owned by Eduardo and Tom
- Recently, within the liberal media, Diet Coke's trademark red banner has been linked to communism, merely as "a red band continually wrapping around the true spirit of capitalism." Fortunately, these god-haters do not influence the noble truthiness of Dr. Colbert and the God's Own Party, and Coca-Cola and the Diet Coke Label have been defended against nobly, with Commentators like Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, and of course Papa Bear lending a hand to defend America's Drink.
- Liquid explodium in a can or bottle. Look what happens when you add Mentos!
- In 1986, when Montgomery Scott and Leonard McCoy visited Plexicorp, Dr. Nichols had cans of Diet Coke in the fridge in his office. (Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home)
- Diet Coke was invented in [[Atlanta] to enable one tribe to more easily conquer another. During one of their regular 'getting high' sessions, Leonardo da Vinci crept into their lands and stole the recipe. He intended to use it to power his giant, world destroying robot, but then got high off some stolen cow @#!*% and watched birds all day. The recipe was left in his sock draw until it was discovered by an archeological firm. One of their members, John Stith Pemberton, saw the potential for the drink, killed all of the other members of the team (using da Vinci's century old socks) and ran away to Columbia, where he perfected the recipe and sold it under the name Coca Cola, a bastardization of the Kenyan term Coala Kikoa, meaning "Special Lady Drink".
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| abstract | - Diet Coke is a sugar-free soft drink produced and distributed by The Coca-Cola Company . It was introduced in the United States on Independence Day in 1982 as the first new brand since 1886 to use the Coca-Cola trademark. The product quickly overtook Tab in sales. Its taste can be described as "crisp" and differs significantly from regular Coke. Diet coke.jpg 168Diet Coke 2 Liter MED.jpg
- Diet Coke is a diet cola owned by Eduardo and Tom
- Recently, within the liberal media, Diet Coke's trademark red banner has been linked to communism, merely as "a red band continually wrapping around the true spirit of capitalism." Fortunately, these god-haters do not influence the noble truthiness of Dr. Colbert and the God's Own Party, and Coca-Cola and the Diet Coke Label have been defended against nobly, with Commentators like Jesus, Abraham Lincoln, and of course Papa Bear lending a hand to defend America's Drink.
- Liquid explodium in a can or bottle. Look what happens when you add Mentos!
- In 1986, when Montgomery Scott and Leonard McCoy visited Plexicorp, Dr. Nichols had cans of Diet Coke in the fridge in his office. (Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home)
- Diet Coke was invented in [[Atlanta] to enable one tribe to more easily conquer another. During one of their regular 'getting high' sessions, Leonardo da Vinci crept into their lands and stole the recipe. He intended to use it to power his giant, world destroying robot, but then got high off some stolen cow @#!*% and watched birds all day. The recipe was left in his sock draw until it was discovered by an archeological firm. One of their members, John Stith Pemberton, saw the potential for the drink, killed all of the other members of the team (using da Vinci's century old socks) and ran away to Columbia, where he perfected the recipe and sold it under the name Coca Cola, a bastardization of the Kenyan term Coala Kikoa, meaning "Special Lady Drink".
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