| abstract | - (The scene opens in the backyard. Phineas is lying under the tree and Ferb is beside him, reading.) Phineas: You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that rollercoaster. (pauses) We should do it again! But this time...as a musical! Whaddya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source! Ferb: Hmm...what assurance would we have that everyone else will also break into song and do the same thing? Phineas: I don't know. I think they probably will. Ferb: Fair enough. I'm in. (Song: "Hey Ferb") Phineas: ♪ I know what we're gonna do today, ♪ ♪ Though it might sound just a bit cliché. ♪ ♪ We can build a roller coaster, but this time with songs and dancing! ♪ ♪ 'Cause when we're back in school come next September, ♪ ♪ And they ask us we can both remember ♪ ♪ Every cool and clever thing we did all summer long, and glancing ♪ ♪ Back we're gonna be so glad that we ♪ ♪ Didn't sit all day and watch TV, ♪ ♪ I don't think anyone can disagree the world is possibilities ♪ ♪ And that's what makes me say: ♪ Phineas and Chorus: ♪ Hey, Ferb! ♪ Phineas: ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!... ♪ Phineas and Chorus: ♪ Hey, Ferb, ♪ Phineas: ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!... ♪ Phineas and Chorus: ♪ Hey, Ferb, ♪ Background Singers: Boredom is something up with which I will not put! Phineas: ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!... ♪ Phineas and Chorus: ♪ Hey, Ferb, ♪ Background Singers: Boredom is something up with which I will not put! Phineas: ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today! ♪ ♪ Hey, Ferb! ♪ Linda: Phineas, Ferb! I'm gonna go pick up a few things. You boys stay out of trouble, okay? Phineas: Okay, Mom. (In the driveway, Linda is getting in the car. Candace looks through the window and rushes outside.) Candace: I'm in charge, right? You did tell them I'm in charge. Linda: Relax, Candace. Nobody has to be in charge. Candace: But what if there's an emergency? Linda: Like what? Candace: What if, uh... What if a wild moose, a whole herd of them, burst into the house and attack everyone? Linda: If that happens, you're in charge. Candace: Yes. (Candace opens the gate to the backyard.) Candace: Mom says I'm in charge...conditionally. Phineas: The condition didn't have anything to do with a moose, did it? Candace: You know it's funny you should mention that—oh! (Realizing she is getting distracted) I'm watching you. (Candace goes into the house, watching them when the phone rings. She picks it up.) Candace: Hello? Oh, hi, Stacy! Mom just went to the store, she left me charge, well, you know, conditionally. (Switches to Stacy, where she and Jenny are in matching outfits.) Stacy: Well, that's better than not in charge at all, I guess. (Switch back to Candace) Candace: It's all about the varying degrees of authority. First, you've got conditionally in charge; then you've got you're basically in charge; you're mostly in charge; and there's just in charge, completely devoid of modifiers. That's what I'm shooting for. Huh? Wait, what are my brothers doing right now? What do you mean you can see it from where you are? See what?! (Outside, Phineas and Ferb are building the roller coaster.) Phineas: Check it out, Ferb. We can see Stacy's house from here. Candace: Phineas, what is this?! Phineas: Do you like it? Candace: Ooh, I'm gonna tell Mom, and when she sees what you're doing, you are going doooooooown! (Song: "You're Going Down") (Jenny and Stacy shows up as doo-wop music begins to play) Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ You're goin' down when I get Mom to see! ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (Down to the ground) ♪ Candace: ♪ This ridiculous monstrosity ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ You'll never get away with this again. ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ You're G-O-I-N-G-D-O-W-N! ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ Spread the news from coast to coast ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (Down to the ground) ♪ Candace: ♪ You're goin' down, your operation exposed ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ I could say more but I don't wanna boast ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin' down) ♪ Candace: ♪ Get used to butter 'cause you both are toast! ♪ Candace: ♪ If a certain condition arises, ♪ ♪ I'm the one to avert the crisis! ♪ ♪ You think you're livin' large ♪ ♪ But you forgot that I'm the one in charge... ♪ ♪ Conditionally! ♪ Jenny/Stacy: ♪ (You're goin') ♪ Candace: ♪ Down, down, down, down, down... ♪ ♪ You're goin' down! ♪ Phineas: (at Ferb) See? No discernible music source. (In the driveway, Isabella is walking up as Candace, Stacy and Jenny are leaving.) Isabella: Hey, Candace. Hey, Stacy. Hey Jenny. How'd the number go? Candace: Pretty good, but I'm still angry. Isabella: Well, I guess I'm up. (walks to the gate) (Song: "What'cha Doin'?") Isabella: ♪ I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way ♪ ♪ Every day I come over, and here's what I say... ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? ♪ ♪ What's the day's activity? ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'? ♪ ♪ By any chance could it include me? ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin', (Fireside Girls: Whatcha doin'?) whatcha doin'? ♪ ♪ I don't mean to disturb. ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin', (Fireside Girls: Whatcha doin'?) whatcha doin'? ♪ Isabella and the Fireside Girls: ♪ You know it's not really directed at Ferb, ♪ ♪ When I say-ay-ay-ay-ay... ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin'? ♪ Isabella: ♪ Don't ya know, Phineas? You have no idea ♪ ♪ That every day I'm just dyin' to see ya... ♪ And say... ♪ Whatcha doin', (Fireside Girls: Whatcha doin'?) whatcha doin'? ♪ ♪ I really wanna know ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin', (Fireside Girls: Whatcha doin'?) whatcha doin'? ♪ ♪ Can I be part of the show? ♪ Isabella and the Fireside Girls: ♪ When I say-ay-ay-ay-ay... ♪ ♪ Whatcha doin'? ♪ Phineas: Hey, Isabella. Isabella: What'cha doin'? Phineas: Building a roller coaster. Isabella: Again? Cool. (At Ferb) Hey, Ferb! (Ferb waves) Isabella: Still a man of few words, I see. Phineas: Nah, you missed it. Earlier he had two lines. Isabella: Wow, chatty. Phineas: Hey, where's Perry? (Perry walks around the corner of the house. He jumps up, puts on a fedora and walks into a hole in the wall. He goes down a lift, into a lair, where he gets an "Incoming Message") Major Monogram: Good morning Agent P. The evil Dr. Doofenshmirtz is up to his old tricks. For reasons unknown to us, he bought up 80% of the country's tin foil. (He stops, looking a bit surprised) Carl, didn't-didn't he already do that? Carl: (off screen) Yes, sir. At the beginning of summer. Monogram: Well, all right then. Well, Agent P, go out there and do the same thing you did last time. (Agent P salutes and runs off) Monogram: Good luck, Agent P. Ah, the world of a field agent, out in the thick of things. Not like me. (Song: "Monogram Box Song") ♪ My whole world is this screen ♪ ♪ Just four walls of a rectangle ♪ ♪ But I can dare to dream-- ♪ (The lights suddenly turn off) Monogram: Carl! Carl: (off screen) Oh, sorry, sir. I thought you were done. You want me to turn 'em back on? Monogram: Nah, forget it. The moment's gone. (Agent P is flying in his platypus-themed hovercraft. He notices Phineas and Ferb and pulls his fedora down to hide from them as he flies past) Phineas: So the way I see it, the solid fuel rockets kick in at the mall parking lot. Then we release the snakes during our corkscrew around the interstate. I'm gonna go get the snakes. (He leaves and Ferb puts on his mask and uses the blowtorch.) (Candace runs into the store) Candace: Mom, you've gotta come home right now. Linda: Let me guess, a herd of wild moose are in our living room? Candace: No. Besides, it's mooses. Linda: No, I think the word "moose" is already plural. Candace: Mom, trust me, it's mooses...or meese. Do you want me to get a dictionary? Linda: Is this what you came here for? Candace: No, Mom! You've gotta see what Phineas and Ferb are doing! They're a building a roller coaster! Linda: Candace, you've already used that one. (Song: "Mom Look") Candace: ♪ Mom, look, don't roll your eyes at me! ♪ ♪ Mom, look, just come over and see. ♪ ♪ Mom, look, it shouldn't be so hard! ♪ ♪ Mom, look, they built it in the backyard. ♪ ♪ Once they made it winter in June, ♪ Linda: I didn't see it. Candace: ♪ Built a rocket to the moon. ♪ Linda: I didn't see it. Candace: ♪ Mom, they cause me so much pain! ♪ Linda: Now, Candace... Candace: ♪ Once they even gave me Perry's brain! ♪ Linda: Oh, for crying out loud. Candace: ♪ They built a submarine, a time machine, ♪ ♪ A haunted house that made me scream, ♪ ♪ Drove cattle through the mall, ♪ ♪ Built a giant bowling ball, ♪ ♪ Blew me up to fifty feet, ♪ ♪ A chariot dragged me down the street, ♪ (Candace stops to catch her breath) Background Singers: ♪ La la la la la la la la ♪ Candace: ♪ Made their stupid clothes a fashion craze, ♪ ♪ Shoelace tips a household phrase, ♪ ♪ Shot me through a circus tent, ♪ ♪ Always asked where Perry went, ♪ ♪ A lava flow destroyed my face, ♪ ♪ A giant roller derby race, ♪ ♪ Thawed a caveman out of ice, ♪ ♪ Built a roller coaster twice! ♪ Linda: Candace, seriously, isn't Phineas a little young to be a roller coaster engineer? Candace: Well, yes. Yes, he is. (Song: "Aren't You a Little Young?") Building Engineer: ♪ Aren't you a little young to build a roller coaster? ♪ Building Engineer: ♪ Well, I must say that I'm really quite impressed, ♪ ♪ But all your permits are in order. ♪ ♪ Don't forget the bricks and mortar ♪ ♪ And if you need a power loader, be my guest! ♪ Though if I'm pressed, ♪ I'd say you look a little young to drive a forklift. ♪ Building Engineer: ♪ It's good to see a younger guy like you, ♪ ♪ Who's creative and ambitious, ♪ ♪ A little bigger than his britches, ♪ ♪ And who's got a fresh, exciting point of view ♪ Yes, it's true. ♪ That you seem a little young to do the things that you do, ♪ ♪ Even with all the moxie you've got. ♪ ♪ Yes, you seem a little green to be controlling this machinery. ♪ Phineas: ♪ Yeah, I get that a lot. ♪ (The scene changes to Doofenshmirtz Evil Inc.) Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated ♪ ♪ Where being evil not debat- ♪ You know, I should really write the rest of that someday. (Perry jumps in from the window) Doofenshmirtz: Ah, Perry the Platypus, what a surprise. And by surprise, I mean not a surprise at all. Let me show you what I've been working on. (Doofenshmirtz presses a button which activate arms that grabs Agent P) Doofenshmirtz: Ha ha ha! I, Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz, have covered the entire eastern seaboard in tin foil...again. But this time when I put my giant magnet next to my ingenious Magnetism Magnifinator, I will pull the East in a westerly direction, thereby reversing the rotation of the Earth! I know I tried this before but that was with a Magnifier this is a Magnifinator. See, I added the suffix –inator. It's a completely different ball game. I know you're probably expecting some tragic back story, explaining why I want to reverse the rotation of the Earth. But I'm not gonna go there. You know why? Well, I'll tell ya. (Song: "Back in Gimmelshtump") Doofenshmirtz: ♪ Back in Gimmelshtump ♪ ♪ I always had to keep it real! ♪ ♪ 'Cause when you grow up in Gimmelshtump ♪ Young Heinz: (as a lawn gnome) ♪ Your childhood is less than ideal! ♪ Doofenshmirtz: ♪ So I don't dwell on how I'll crawled my way out of the gutter ♪ No, I don't! ♪ When people ask me what I mean, I say ♪ ♪ D-D-D-Do I stutter! ♪ (Suddenly changes to a show tune) Doofenshmirtz: ♪ But I'm no longer a hater ♪ ♪ 'Cause I got an Inator ♪ ♪ And an over-complicated scheme ♪ ♪ I get a couple of checks ♪ ♪ Every month from my Ex ♪ ♪ So I can finance my coming regime! ♪ ♪ And though my past was a wreck ♪ ♪ I won't let it affect ♪ ♪ My aspirations to cause mass hysteria ♪ ♪ 'Cause I'm as sure as can be ♪ ♪ That it's my destiny ♪ ♪ To be the ruler of the Tri-State Area! ♪ Yeah! Background Dancer: So, uh, are we done? 'Cause I gotta pick up my kid from school. Doofenshmirtz: One second, just wait 'til it goes to black. (The screen did as it was told and goes black)
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