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| rdfs:comment | - In "Ocean's Three and a Half" Droopy Dog fills in for Alan Colmes on Hannity & Colmes, parodying Colmes' passive nature to Sean's fiery conservatism.
- Sean Hannity is one of the exemplars of all that is patriotic, manly, and FOX-y; in short, Sean is all American, all the time.
- Sean Patrick Hannity (born December 30, 1961) is an American radio program and television program host, conservative political commentator, and New York Times bestselling author. He is the former co-host of Hannity & Colmes on Fox News and host of a nationally-syndicated radio program, The Sean Hannity Show, which airs throughout the United States on ABC Radio Networks. Hannity & Colmes was replaced in January 2009 with Hannity. Hannity also hosts a weekend show called Hannity's America and has written two New York Times bestselling books.
- TJ regularly has sex with Sean Hannity's hair. Ben mentions it frequently on the broadcast. TJ posted pictures of it to his blog. These pictures were met with universal acclaim, have won many awards in several ceremonies, and single-handedly brought world peace and ushered in a new era of post-scarcity and universal prosperity.
- "Kids these days are always having babies at a young age," said Sean in 2001, "That kind of thing never happened in my day, especially not in my religious family." Added Hannity, "I'm not gay. Not even a little."
- Sean "The Manatee" Hannity is the slightly more good looking half of Hannity & Colmes, though that is not saying much. Believed to have 666 on the back of his head. Wants to Hannitize the world, which may or may not be a form of Ethnic Cleansing. It is believed his severe Nazi-like conservative views are due to his private vendetta with God over being born with a shamefully small penis and his secret sexual attraction to pre-adolescent males. Intelligent people don't tune in.
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| Caption | - Sean Hannity, a man with little education but thinks he has the answers to everything.
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| abstract | - "Kids these days are always having babies at a young age," said Sean in 2001, "That kind of thing never happened in my day, especially not in my religious family." Added Hannity, "I'm not gay. Not even a little." He also appeared in some amateur German scat movies while dressed in a leather nazi outfit. He did this to earn extra cash when he got expelled from NYU for beating up a lesbian who chose to have an abortion after she got raped. Sean Hannity told the disciplinary review board that he was acting for the god, Xenu, because god hated dykes and abortion. There was also some speculation that he was exchanging sexual favors with a male professor to earn a C- in a science class. Hannity acknowledges this allegation, stating numerous times that the rumor is "entirely plausible; in fact, absolutely true."
- Sean "The Manatee" Hannity is the slightly more good looking half of Hannity & Colmes, though that is not saying much. Believed to have 666 on the back of his head. Wants to Hannitize the world, which may or may not be a form of Ethnic Cleansing. It is believed his severe Nazi-like conservative views are due to his private vendetta with God over being born with a shamefully small penis and his secret sexual attraction to pre-adolescent males. The main feature of his radio show is him saying "liberals are bad" over and over again, slowly Brainwashing the Children of the Corn who listen. There are broadcasts where for 10 to 15 minutes all the listener hears is the host repeating the mantra "liberals are bad". This is reminiscent of the book Brave New World by Aldous Adolphis Huxley where the children are brainwashed into their class system by listening to pre-recorded messages for the first 18 years of their life. Intelligent people don't tune in.
- In "Ocean's Three and a Half" Droopy Dog fills in for Alan Colmes on Hannity & Colmes, parodying Colmes' passive nature to Sean's fiery conservatism.
- Sean Hannity is one of the exemplars of all that is patriotic, manly, and FOX-y; in short, Sean is all American, all the time.
- Sean Patrick Hannity (born December 30, 1961) is an American radio program and television program host, conservative political commentator, and New York Times bestselling author. He is the former co-host of Hannity & Colmes on Fox News and host of a nationally-syndicated radio program, The Sean Hannity Show, which airs throughout the United States on ABC Radio Networks. Hannity & Colmes was replaced in January 2009 with Hannity. Hannity also hosts a weekend show called Hannity's America and has written two New York Times bestselling books.
- TJ regularly has sex with Sean Hannity's hair. Ben mentions it frequently on the broadcast. TJ posted pictures of it to his blog. These pictures were met with universal acclaim, have won many awards in several ceremonies, and single-handedly brought world peace and ushered in a new era of post-scarcity and universal prosperity.
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