| abstract | - GGGG or guh-guh-guh-guh to many disbelievers, is a superhero of all ethnicities shoved into one shoelace. Gggg was born twenty seconds ago in your head. His ear is the size of your big toe but his mother was twenty years old went she got her first ear piercing. His noble thoughts brought forth nuclear warfare and later the end of the modern world. Twenty air pilots were found naked in a cave some five years after gggg met his gruesome fate as a plumber, janitor, and monkey-milker. The location of his underwear remains unknown still today. Despite a short life, gggg spent many thousands of years roaming the open prairies of your front yard. To hi8m air was like burgers, and his toothpaste was moldy. Toothpaste was his arch-nemesis ever since he met his neighbor, a Star Wars fan. Never ignore gggg in his natural state for there sound of his snoring is deafening. The shade of white his skin does not have is blinding to those without sunglasses. He tastes like VOMIT! He kills at the sight! However, despite acts of heroism, gggg died. The End.
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