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| rdfs:comment | - The Hillbillys were kicked out of Canada in 1808 by the High Ruler of Everything. (No one knows why he was appointed; he was always stoned and/or sleeping. However, there are suspicions that the public misinterpreted the name. Never trust consumerism.) While they were being kicked out, they underwent the painful and usually rather pointless process of "accent switching". The way it goes is, insane grizzly bears come and rip your 15,900,675,867,465th strand of hair out. They then do the Crazy Sit-Up-Straight Dance (previously called the Crazy Fantastic Dance) on your soul. Then they make you sing the alphabet a certain number of times depending on the accent you previously had and the accent you want to have. Cash or credit? Transaction complete. The Hillbillys were looking for said charact
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| abstract | - The Hillbillys were kicked out of Canada in 1808 by the High Ruler of Everything. (No one knows why he was appointed; he was always stoned and/or sleeping. However, there are suspicions that the public misinterpreted the name. Never trust consumerism.) While they were being kicked out, they underwent the painful and usually rather pointless process of "accent switching". The way it goes is, insane grizzly bears come and rip your 15,900,675,867,465th strand of hair out. They then do the Crazy Sit-Up-Straight Dance (previously called the Crazy Fantastic Dance) on your soul. Then they make you sing the alphabet a certain number of times depending on the accent you previously had and the accent you want to have. Cash or credit? Transaction complete. The Hillbillys were looking for said characteristics in a new home. They found the place by climbing the Ladder of Success. Unfortunately, the Ladder of Success was missing some of its rungs. They had to do with the Bottomless Pit of Success. They fell through and found their new haven. After killing all the Native Americans within view, they proceeded to pee where they wanted and live in peace, just Doin' What Comes Nat-'Ra-Lyyyyyyyyy.
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