| rdfs:comment | - Originally known as Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang's Domus Aurea, the building was constructed in 108 A.D. as a private residence for the emperor. Covering an area of 8,000 square metres, the grounds of the Domus Aurea featured a lavish topiary garden, massive life-sized statues of the emperor, and a magnificent fountain, while the interior featured a great hall, a smoking room, a meeting room, an underground chamber for secret plans, and a multitude of other facilities.
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| abstract | - Originally known as Immortal Jesuit Emperor Fed Acker Huang's Domus Aurea, the building was constructed in 108 A.D. as a private residence for the emperor. Covering an area of 8,000 square metres, the grounds of the Domus Aurea featured a lavish topiary garden, massive life-sized statues of the emperor, and a magnificent fountain, while the interior featured a great hall, a smoking room, a meeting room, an underground chamber for secret plans, and a multitude of other facilities. The Domus Aurea fell into disuse when Fed Acker Huang was ripped from Normal Continuity, and went without repair for hundreds of years. The Dschinghis Khan Protectorate took steps to restore the building as a historical landmark, but protests against repairing the structure were so vehement that the project ceased. The building was torn down in 1471 to make way for a karaoke bar and steak grill. The building was reconstructed during World War II by Father Rom, who used it to conduct "science" experiments on "willing volunteers". When Fed Acker Huang returned to power, the Acker Science Center eschewed all previous links with science but rather served as the New Domus Aurea of WJU. However, the Jesuit Emperor sought to confuse Allied intelligence, whom he was convinced was still spying on him. Instead, the centre was used to secretly house noted gangsta rapper Il Duce from his many enemies, under the request of James Cobb. Plans to expel Il Duce in 2001 were proposed by the Council of About Twenty Dudes and Two Hot Chicks, but this plan was vetoed on the grounds of "making too much sense". When Fed Acker Huang was deposed, Acker Science Center was converted to a "people's palace", where it is currently used by the students for a variety of uses, least of all being an onion depot. In 2005, a police car was found on the roof of the building. The Board of Governors attributed this bizarre phenomenon to the rise of extraterrestrial activity in the Wheeling area. The official word regarding this incident remains as "Bite me".
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