| abstract | - Flogging is a masturbatory practice used by orangutans and The Pope's best friend, when they have taken PCP. To flog, you must: 1.
* Find yourself a conspicuous, inconspicuous and conspicuous (and also inconspicuous) palm tree. 2.
* Laugh at it for a period of roughly 43 seconds. 3.
* Pee on it sitting down. 4.
* 4: Tell all your friends about Illogicopedia 5.
* Perform oral sex on a chinook helicopter while making Baked Alaska. 6.
* Liquify this baked Alaska and any side products from the events that were going on as you made it. 7.
* Throw them at your nearest Pope.
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