| rdfs:comment | - The Anti-Lemming (otherwise known as the Gnimmel) is the complete polar opposite of the Lemming. Many respectable scientists, namely Mahatama Ghandhi, have dedicated many seconds of their life into proving the existence of the Anti-Lemming. Robert Oppenheimer was the first to mathematically prove the existence of the Anti-Lemming, however he differentiated one too many equations which consequently lead to the disproving of his existence, hence it never happened. Another scientist by the name of Ernest Rutherford provided an alternative view that revolutionized the world's perception of Anti-Lemmings. "You see, we must first view Lemmings as a unit of work. Lemmings can be miners, climbers, builders, floaters or suicide bombers" said Ernest Rutherford in an interview on sheep shagging in th
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| abstract | - The Anti-Lemming (otherwise known as the Gnimmel) is the complete polar opposite of the Lemming. Many respectable scientists, namely Mahatama Ghandhi, have dedicated many seconds of their life into proving the existence of the Anti-Lemming. Robert Oppenheimer was the first to mathematically prove the existence of the Anti-Lemming, however he differentiated one too many equations which consequently lead to the disproving of his existence, hence it never happened. Another scientist by the name of Ernest Rutherford provided an alternative view that revolutionized the world's perception of Anti-Lemmings. "You see, we must first view Lemmings as a unit of work. Lemmings can be miners, climbers, builders, floaters or suicide bombers" said Ernest Rutherford in an interview on sheep shagging in the town of Nelson, New Zealand. "If Lemmings are a unit of work, then Anti-Lemmings must clearly be a unit of anti-work". This train of thought eventually lead to the first ever splitting of the Anti-Lemming, causing many unexpected disasters, such as Chernobyl.
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