| rdfs:comment | - AUTHOR’S NOTE: FUGI MAMA! -- One day, SpongeBob SquarePants came across Plankton about to shoot himself with a gun. “Plankton!” gasped SpongeBob, “What are you doing!” “Trying to get away from you” replied him, “You ADHD Ritalin-needing bitch.” “Aww,” frowned SpongeBob, “I’m not ALL bad!” “Just shut the fuck up.” “Here.” He smiled, “Let me help you think over your situation!” “Oh god.” SpongeBob opened his mouth wide, spewing out diarrhea; “ ‘F’ IS FOR FRIENDS THAT ‘DO’ STUFF TOGETHER; ‘U’ IS FOR YOUR-ANUS! ‘C’ IS FOR CRACK AND OF COURSE THAT MEANS, ‘K’ IS FOR KILLING ALL DAY! YAY!”
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| abstract | - AUTHOR’S NOTE: FUGI MAMA! -- One day, SpongeBob SquarePants came across Plankton about to shoot himself with a gun. “Plankton!” gasped SpongeBob, “What are you doing!” “Trying to get away from you” replied him, “You ADHD Ritalin-needing bitch.” “Aww,” frowned SpongeBob, “I’m not ALL bad!” “Just shut the fuck up.” “Here.” He smiled, “Let me help you think over your situation!” “Oh god.” SpongeBob opened his mouth wide, spewing out diarrhea; “ ‘F’ IS FOR FRIENDS THAT ‘DO’ STUFF TOGETHER; ‘U’ IS FOR YOUR-ANUS! ‘C’ IS FOR CRACK AND OF COURSE THAT MEANS, ‘K’ IS FOR KILLING ALL DAY! YAY!” Heavy, gothic death metal played. “Oh my god.” shuddered Plankton, pulling the trigger, shooting himself through the eye. “YAAAAAAAAAY” continued SpongeBob, dancing to the music; “IT’S RAINING BLOOOOOOOOD!” he shouted in a scary demonic voice, dancing in Plankton’s squirting blood. Patrick came wide-eyed and scared “SpongeBob!” he shouted “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!” “DANCING IN BLOOOOOOOOOOOD!” shouted SpongeBob, his face mysteriously painted like the ‘cat guy’ from KISS. “NO, NO, NO!” he walked over to SpongeBob, removing the paint “I MEAN, LOOK! YOU ARE WEARING CHEAP PAINT!” “Huh?” the music and noise stopped abruptly. “You are suppose to kill a clown and rip out his dying face and then tape it onto yours!” “Oh!” agreed Spongbob, smiling his hyper smile. “And make sure he is still alive while you rip off his face!” laughed Patrick walking away feeling good he helped out his friend. SpongeBob had a good day after all!
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