| abstract | - Queen Fatass, as she is called by her loyal, nauseatic subjects, is the ruler of the country on top of a cliff, Alexandria. She resembles these opera singers you find playing roles of Valkyries or Norse goddesses such as Freya, only much more fatter...and blue. Dont forget blue. She dons a heavy makeup that makes her look like a Kabuki actress. A FAT one. She grew Princess Garnet by sowing her seeds and planting them in the farms in the castle backyard - which would soon become her graveyard. From there, the pomegranate seed bore a fruit which eventually became our lovely little princess. Unfortunately, a monkey boy (literally) would steal this sweet, juicy and hot fruit away.
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