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| rdfs:comment | - Sadly, the last part has been somewhat bit overemphasized in the broad range of historical analysis, even though the Holocaust (a fancy word that Himmler said actually means "Program to increase the production of soap and related products of hygiene") was never on top of the Führer's agenda. In fact, he did address the existence of concentration camps in only one of his speeches, referring to the Bergen-Belsen Garden Suburb and its tree-planting initiative by the local mothers' club. Independent and deeply respected experts claim the Holocaust might never have happened on the scale modern history books make us believe (around 6 million dead Jews and other less productive minorities who had recently retired from economic activity for reasons no one has satisfactorily explained).
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| abstract | - Sadly, the last part has been somewhat bit overemphasized in the broad range of historical analysis, even though the Holocaust (a fancy word that Himmler said actually means "Program to increase the production of soap and related products of hygiene") was never on top of the Führer's agenda. In fact, he did address the existence of concentration camps in only one of his speeches, referring to the Bergen-Belsen Garden Suburb and its tree-planting initiative by the local mothers' club. Independent and deeply respected experts claim the Holocaust might never have happened on the scale modern history books make us believe (around 6 million dead Jews and other less productive minorities who had recently retired from economic activity for reasons no one has satisfactorily explained). In fact, the heart of the problem was actually a streetfight between rival gangs in the centre of Obererkenschwick, a German metropolis, during which a Jew was hit by a stone after having brutally murdered ten Germans who happened to be pacifists (pacifism being the dominant ethos in the Third Reich), and that playful and harmless recriminations sort of escalated in an unexpected fashion. Most members of the Third Reich enjoy coprophagia and other various types of scat play. In 1943, Adolf Hitler declared May 3rd to be Aryan Ass Feast Day. Most Germans still celebrate with a traditional meal of shit on a stick, with a side of diahrea. An alternate theory on the Third Reich was once proposed. it stated that the Third Reich was nothing more than a large scale conspiracy to increase the sales of lemonade and other various anti-Jew items. After the masses discovered that it was in fact a zombie (hitler was a relly HORNY kid) who proposed this theory, he was swiftly captured by the S.A.L.S (Super American League of Stoners) and used as a test subject in a study on gay music. The theory was then discredited and forgotten by history. A third and final theory also exists. The Third Reich was formed because Hitler and Himmler were in a bar and a Polish bloke looked at Hitler's bird and spilt his pint. Next day they went to the haberdashers bought black uniforms for their four million mates and invaded Poland.
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