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| rdfs:label | - HowTo:Boot from CD that's not in the drive
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| rdfs:comment | - It's fairly easy to boot from a CD that's not in the drive by simply following these instructions. 1.
* Plug a microphone into the said computer. 2.
* Put a bootable CD in a sound system near you. It must be said it HAS to be a bootable CD, this is critical. The nearer the sound system is to you the better, with interfearance and all. 3.
* Fold yourself a aluminium foil hat, and put it on sideways. 4.
* Switch on the computer. 5.
* Keep close eye contact WITH the screen. 6.
* Turn up the volume of the sound system. 7.
* If this doesn't seem to work switch from CD to FM on the soundsystem. 8.
* If this doesn't work call the computer manufacturer's helpdesk and inform your boss. 9.
* Have a lie down. Peruse on the whole procedure for possible errors
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| abstract | - It's fairly easy to boot from a CD that's not in the drive by simply following these instructions. 1.
* Plug a microphone into the said computer. 2.
* Put a bootable CD in a sound system near you. It must be said it HAS to be a bootable CD, this is critical. The nearer the sound system is to you the better, with interfearance and all. 3.
* Fold yourself a aluminium foil hat, and put it on sideways. 4.
* Switch on the computer. 5.
* Keep close eye contact WITH the screen. 6.
* Turn up the volume of the sound system. 7.
* If this doesn't seem to work switch from CD to FM on the soundsystem. 8.
* If this doesn't work call the computer manufacturer's helpdesk and inform your boss. 9.
* Have a lie down. Peruse on the whole procedure for possible errors. 10.
* If two male nurses arrive, don't fight them off if they lift you up by the arms, they're your new friends. 11.
* Go along quietly and don't forget to take your medicines.
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