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| rdfs:comment | - Fatties are something that is more akin to a humanoid seal like creature. They are slow and fairly easy to kill creatures although their HP is extremely high, they are universally weak to Fire due to their aquatic nature.
- Fatties are a subset of modern humans predominantly found in and around the North American continent, especially in the United States. This subspecies is characterized by a pronounced stoutness about the tum, and a predilection for little swiss cakes. They are a product not of natural evolution, but of various chemical and physiological alterations brought on by the consumption of unhealthy preprocessed foods saturated with additives and hormones. So basically, if you are what you eat, then fatties are a cesspool of trans-fats and liquid butter, with a side of lard. Slathered in mayonnaise. And chocolate. Moving on. Mmmmmm, this article makes me want your mom.
- Fatties were overweight Mega-Citizens. Some were professional eaters who derived their living from eating contests, such as Big Lard Ringner (the world's first one tonne man) or Two Tonne Tony Tubbs. Many get around by using a belliwheel .
- Yes, that's what she said. In other words, ingest vacuum tubes.
- Fatties are people with low self esteem who weren't loved when they were children. Fatties eat massive amounts of food (like twinkies, fried chicken, cartons of gravy, sausages, deep fried oil, and other unhealthy FattyMcFatFat foods) for comfort, which makes them fatter, and therefore both bad for the inviromint thing [1] subjects for amusement. Stephen Colbert was never a fatty, because he was always loved... and can bench-press 800 pounds. (That's like, a billion kilograms for you commies out there.) Be nice to them like this guy.[2]
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| abstract | - Fatties are people with low self esteem who weren't loved when they were children. Fatties eat massive amounts of food (like twinkies, fried chicken, cartons of gravy, sausages, deep fried oil, and other unhealthy FattyMcFatFat foods) for comfort, which makes them fatter, and therefore both bad for the inviromint thing [1] subjects for amusement. Stephen Colbert was never a fatty, because he was always loved... and can bench-press 800 pounds. (That's like, a billion kilograms for you commies out there.) Be nice to them like this guy.[2] Fat women need love to and are known to go crazy and attack cars without it.[3]
- Fatties are something that is more akin to a humanoid seal like creature. They are slow and fairly easy to kill creatures although their HP is extremely high, they are universally weak to Fire due to their aquatic nature.
- Fatties are a subset of modern humans predominantly found in and around the North American continent, especially in the United States. This subspecies is characterized by a pronounced stoutness about the tum, and a predilection for little swiss cakes. They are a product not of natural evolution, but of various chemical and physiological alterations brought on by the consumption of unhealthy preprocessed foods saturated with additives and hormones. So basically, if you are what you eat, then fatties are a cesspool of trans-fats and liquid butter, with a side of lard. Slathered in mayonnaise. And chocolate. Moving on. Mmmmmm, this article makes me want your mom.
- Fatties were overweight Mega-Citizens. Some were professional eaters who derived their living from eating contests, such as Big Lard Ringner (the world's first one tonne man) or Two Tonne Tony Tubbs. Many get around by using a belliwheel .
- Yes, that's what she said. In other words, ingest vacuum tubes.
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